to a special friend on a special day- Page 2

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:12pm

that's what makes him a 'special' poster Etoile.

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:19pm

A special day for a special friend deserves a special cake!

Kitty Litter Cake

Ingredients:
1 Spice or German Chocolate Cake Mix
1 White Cake Mix
1 Pkg White Sandwich Cookies
1 large pkg Vanilla Instant Pudding Mix
Green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls
1 *new* kitty litter box
1 *new* kitty litter box plastic liner
1 *new* pooper scooper

Preparation Instructions:

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans). Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in blender, they tend to stick, so scrape often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup.
To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix using a fork or shake in a jar.

When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding, mix with the cake and "feel" it, you don't want it soggy, just moist; gently combine.

Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter box. Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture.

Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top, this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.

Heat remaining Tootsie Rolls, 3 at a time in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs. This is my addition--only: spread 5 of the remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box; sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.

Serve with a *new* pooper scooper.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:21pm

I'm so glad they clarified a "new" pooper scooper!

THAT could've been embarrassing!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:31pm

Oh. Mah. Gawd.

I just sent this to every friend I have who's ever baked, and half my coworkers.

And I will be making this for my very own birthday next week. It's too precious not to...and I'm *just* white trash enough to do it.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:33pm

Well, my stepfather's birthday is coming up...

Updated On: 9/20/06 at 03:33 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:33pm

well..you got that 'white trash' part right.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:36pm

HEY. Only *I* can call myself white trash.

And I'm only a LITTLE bit white trash...just enough to keep it real, yo.

*slaps your dago behind with a cannoli*

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:38pm

Something tells me we won't be seeing that cake on "Martha" later this season!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:39pm

We will if Rachael Ray does it first.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:40pm

I love cannoli on my ass..thanks Jaily you piece of white trash.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:40pm

Maybe they'll give her yet another television show devoted entirely to the baking of bizarre and kitschy cakes.

That way we can see her for like, EIGHT uninterrupted hours a day.


Because, apparently, you just can't have too much Rachael Ray.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:46pm

there is no such thing as too much rachael ray, mr. white trash tube blower.

[Jane2]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:47pm

PJ, right back atcha!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:48pm

Great Jaily now you got papa's knickers in a knot.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:49pm

Oh, please.

You know he doesn't wear any.

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:52pm

holy crap! best cake ever!

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:54pm

"slaps your dago behind with a cannoli"

sweet.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:57pm

Good boys who survive their surgeries may get kitty litter cake.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:58pm

"Good boys who survive their surgeries may get kitty litter cake."

Otherwise they eat dirt.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 3:59pm

Yeah, Robb. Which would you rather?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 4:00pm

all you have to do is survive?

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 4:11pm

dirt cake?

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 4:25pm

Did somebody mention Dirt Cake?

DIRT CAKE

This cake makes a great centerpiece for your holiday table, and is a great conversation piece.

Ingredients:
2 lbs. Oreo Cookies, crushed
1 (8 oz.) package cream cheese
1 cup powdered sugar
1 stick Oleo margarine
1 large (16 oz.) tub Cool Whip
1 large package Instant Chocolate pudding mix
1 large package Instant Vanilla pudding mix
A (NEW) 8-inch Plastic Flower Pot
1 bunch of (artificial) flowers
Candy Gummy Worms

Instructions:
Mix cream cheese, powdered sugar, margarine and cool whip in large bowl. Mix each box of pudding with 2 1/2 cups of milk (enough to make a thick pudding). Crush Oreo cookies in a blender, food processor, or you can use a salad shooter.

To Layer in Flower Pot:
Bottom Layer:
Layer bottom layer of plastic flower pot with crushed Oreos (For the Dirt).

Second Layer:
A layer of chocolate pudding.

Third Layer:
A layer of vanilla pudding.

Fourth Layer:
Another layer of crushed Oreos.

Fifth Layer:
A layer of Cream cheese /Cool Whip mixture.

Sixth Layer:
Crushed Oreos.

Seventh Layer:
Another layer of Chocolate pudding.

Eigth Layer:
Another layer of Vanilla pudding.

Ninth and final (Top) Layer:
The remaining crushed Oreos.

Top layer should look like Potting soil. Chill until firm before serving. You can stick artificial (silk) flowers in top of "dirt" and put candy gummy worms on top of "dirt".

Makes 15 servings.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 4:35pm

This is the coolest wedding cake ever.
Apparently, the entire thing was edible minus the Princess and Mario on the top.

[Calvin]

Posted: 9/20/06 at 4:37pm

When you eat the mushroom, do you get really big?