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[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:24am

Whym Curtain! I thought you blocked me. Maybe not. I've lost track of who has and who has not.

Now get back to those toilets, curtain.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:31am

Haven't you a gun to load and a rifle barrel to fellate?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:42am

First of all, Namo, what happened to this avatar? I liked it.

Secondly, "fellate" GOOD WORD! I feel smarter having read it.
Updated On: 9/30/04 at 11:42 AM

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 12:12pm

Rodney, is there anyway you could shoot yourself before the election? It would be great if you could speed up the process. I mean, what if Bush says "nukular" tonight -- would you off yourself for that? If Kerry talks longer than his time on a few questions, will you end your life?

Please...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 12:31pm

fell smarter... I hope W says something like that tonight.

Zola: robbiej has offered to pay for the bullets for a pre-election day blow-out. But he has not been replied to as of yet...

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 1:10pm

fell - oops got me there!

The word is NOT pronounced new-clear. It is nu-ku-ler.

Only people from Massachusetts miss pronounce it.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 1:12pm

oh, I thought you were already dead. Damn.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 1:14pm

Zola, would you like to join me?

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 2:20pm

Wait? I'm a slacker.

Cause I have a job that pays quite a bit but requires little in the way of skill or thought?

I'd call the lucky...and just a little bit smart!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 2:27pm

took me a minute to figure out what the hell you were talking about.

So you "have a job that pays quite a bit but requires little in the way of skill or thought?"

I for it. I've always said prostitution should be legal.

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 2:32pm

Oh Rod...Rod Rod Rod.

If I was a prostitute, I'd be able to control my weight better!

What with the coke and all.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 2:52pm

haha

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:06pm

uh, robbie, i thought we was gonna keep the toot toot on the dl...

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:13pm

A COLA! I mean COKE-A-COLA!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:14pm

Uh Huh. And the Special K I had this morning was part of a healthy breakfast.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:15pm

of course you did. which is why i was referrring not to drugs, but rather to your flattulence. you said the carmel coloring played havoc on your intestines. geez.

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:24pm

coke poops are the worst.

so i've heard.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:25pm

Corn Dog poops are the worst.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:32pm

You don't know bad poops until you've had Boston Market with creamed spinach.

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:45pm

One time, when out to eat with a friend, she and I decided to get Chinese food. I had something spicy. It was a bad idea. About four blocks away from our apartment, I said, 'Sorry' and I booked it down the street for the commode.

A homeless man turned to my friend and said, 'Only one thing make a man run from a pretty woman like you.'

The homeless can be so wise.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:47pm

Did you make it in time?

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:48pm

Thankfully, yes.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:48pm

Bravo!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 3:57pm

Alas, I was not so lucky one time.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:02pm

One time on a dare, I ate and entire blub (all the cloves still together) of garlic..

There was nothing solid.
There was nothing runny.
There was only....gas.