500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman

[Jordan Catalano]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman#1

Posted: 9/14/11 at 6:53pm

https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/FREEZE-FRAME-SPIDER-MAN-Welcomes-500000th-Audience-Member-20110914

That's about 75,000,000 minutes collectively that could have been spent doing anything else.

A moment of silence for the time lost...

[binau]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #2

Posted: 9/14/11 at 6:56pm

I'm proud to account for 2.0 × 10^(-6) of all attendances!!!

Give me claws and a hunch, just away from this bunch.

[givesmevoice]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #2

Posted: 9/14/11 at 7:06pm

500,000 people have GONE to Spider-Man. That doesn't mean they all sat through it.

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[TexanAddams18]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #3

Posted: 9/14/11 at 7:58pm

Your right, some left at intermission

[bwayfan7000]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #4

Posted: 9/14/11 at 8:41pm

One of the reasons I went back in January was because I hoped to be one of the few people who actually saw it before it closed after two months of previews. Alas. At least I got to see the shoe number...

"Art, in itself, is an attempt to bring order out of chaos."-Stephen Sondheim

[TheatreDiva90016]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #5

Posted: 9/14/11 at 9:13pm

Damn it, Jordan!

You made me spit up on my computer!

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[CATSNYrevival]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #6

Posted: 9/14/11 at 9:45pm

Haters!

[Marianne2]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #7

Posted: 9/14/11 at 9:50pm

So, in another 9 months should I aim to be the one millionth viewer? Will I get a good prize?

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[KirbyCat]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #8

Posted: 9/14/11 at 10:07pm

That kid looks terrified.

[Jordan Catalano]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #9

Posted: 9/14/11 at 10:13pm

More confused. His parents told him it was FOLLIES.

[PitPro2004]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #10

Posted: 9/14/11 at 10:19pm

"So, in another 9 months should I aim to be the one millionth viewer? Will I get a good prize?"

Yes, your prize will be no one landing/falling on you when you go to see it.

"Sticks and stones, sister. Here, have a Valium!"

[melodyrose]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #11

Posted: 9/14/11 at 11:22pm

So after so much time and so many shows, I wondered if they actually were performing the complete show straight through, without stopping?
When I saw the show, Spidey got stuck alone-then both he and Green Goblin got stuck as they fought
Have they fixed it?
Is it perfect-as much as Spiderman Turn Of The Dark, can be?

Thanks for the information!!

[wexy]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #12

Posted: 9/15/11 at 1:23pm

Just to be a witness (at TDF prices).

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

[themysteriousgrowl]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #13

Posted: 9/15/11 at 1:33pm

I have never been so embarrassed to be in a club of half a million people.

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[uncageg]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #14

Posted: 9/15/11 at 1:38pm

The show is not the greatest but I do plan to see it again. No moment of silence needed for my time spent in the Foxwood.

Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

[raulmark]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #15

Posted: 9/15/11 at 1:41pm

are there statistics of how many people sat through an abortion? It's probably about the same

[Jordan Catalano]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #16

Posted: 9/15/11 at 1:44pm

And with around the same amount of blood shed.
Updated On: 9/15/11 at 01:44 PM

[themysteriousgrowl]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #17

Posted: 9/15/11 at 1:51pm

We all know where this is going, but no one wants to say it.

Let's just compare it to the Holocaust and be finished here.

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[uncageg]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #18

Posted: 9/15/11 at 2:02pm

The Holocaust never crossed my mind.

Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

[themysteriousgrowl]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #19

Posted: 9/15/11 at 2:12pm

Never? My God, that's horrible. We were taught about it in middle school... in CATHOLIC middle school.

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[Jordan Catalano]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #20

Posted: 9/15/11 at 2:21pm

This Jew likes Catholics.

A lot.

[themysteriousgrowl]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #21

Posted: 9/15/11 at 2:28pm

Well, I'm an athiest now, for Christ's sake.

But most Jews I know are, too, and I like them just fine.

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[jamiekennywicked]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #22

Posted: 9/15/11 at 2:43pm

Why do people continue to bitch and bitch about this show? SO WHAT, you guys don't like it, we understand after 10000+ posts so how about giving it a rest.

''With the number of people I ignore, I'm lucky I work at all in this town'' - Helena Bonham Carter

Updated On: 9/15/11 at 02:43 PM

[uncageg]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #23

Posted: 9/15/11 at 2:44pm

Let me clarify, since it seems I need to. The Holocaust never crossed my mind regarding Spiderman or the conversation in this thread.

Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

[themysteriousgrowl]

500,000 People Have Actually Sat Through Spiderman #24

Posted: 9/15/11 at 3:00pm

Oh, I understand now!

In fairness, though, we are now having a conversation about it.

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