When going to see a new musical, one should:
a) not expect too much from the book. (The writers were having an off day)
b) Forget about hearing well constructed melodies. (Heck, if Frank Wildhorn can get away with it, why shouldn't others?)
c) not look for good voices. (Let the microphones do their thing)
d) ignore the ugly costumes (there's a budget to deal with, you know)
e) try hard not to criticize the choreography (Fosse and Bennett are dead)
f) try to fit into those seats (they were made for munchkins)
...then you'll have a great time!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)