I guess I'm missing your logic here (and honestly I'm not trying to pick on you Matt).
What if I went to the local movie cineplex and asked for a senior discount even though I'm a few decades shy of 65? If they refuse to sell me that ticket for $6 (or whatever it is) and insist I pay $10.50 (even if the movie I want to see isn't sold out and that seat would be empty) are they being stupid, unfair, and just plain mean? Hardly. If discounting was that completely arbitrary, then why on earth would ANYONE of any age ever pay $10.50 to see a movie? And if all seats were $6, how would they stay in business?
In the spirit of goodwill, theatres offer discounts to students and seniors, simply because so many of them have limited incomes (and it's good for business to encourage that kind of patronage). Now, the fact that the billionaire Olsen twins have student IDs and the multibillionaire Warren Buffett might have an AARP card and thus qualify for discounts doesn't undercut the validity of the gesture.
Producers of shows (that aren't selling out) generally make half-price tickets available at TKTS, offer discounts through the various theatre clubs, and in some cases have very low priced balcony seats (and the discounts will become even deeper and more plentiful during the next month or two as business drops off). Any of those methods would allow someone to see the vast majority of Broadway shows for as little as $25 and certainly no more than $50. I'm sorry, I just don't see how them offering all of those options, but not allowing a non-student to buy a student discount seat for $30 or whatever, makes them stupid, rude, cruel, mean etc .......
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