TooDy, it is my humble opinion that you should go screw yourself, and here are my reasons why:
1.
You lurve double standards. It's okay to call me gay...because you know me. But Adam Lambert? No sirree Bob! It's okay to ridicule some performers (Alice Ripley). But Adam Lambert? No sirree Bob!
2.
You need new jokes. Alice Ripley! Closet boy! Respect your elders! The same jokes you posted when you were known as TooDarnHot!
3.
You have nothing positive to contribute to anything. Posters like Timey, Dolly and myself may be obnoxious, but we contribute to discussions in a civil manner. When you're not providing a snarky, nasty response, you're either gleefully proving someone wrong or rabidly, creepily defending someone. Why join if you're not going to contribute AT ALL? You pulled this **** when you were TDH. It's annoying.
4.
Whenever anyone rebutts you, you simply circle back to your first argument. Someone calls you out on your rampant double standards? Reminds everyone you're a sad little socky? Asks a legitimate question that nobody asked you to be a part of? Why, simply call them gay, call them a kid, make some comment about how you have a "life" that doesn't revolve around BWW, or restate your original post in different words. All or any of the above will work! Just be sure to use your most condescending tone of voice.
In conclusion, scrape that sand out of your vag and simper away with your tail between your legs before I have to rip you open like some guy named "Enrique" does to Adam Lambert's buttcheeks.
Salt in the wounds.
Formerly SirNotAppearing - Joined 3/08