Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals — Page 3

#51

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 1:36pm

Yeah. Isn't it called RANT in that?

No, that's the Forbidden Broadway version.

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#52

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:03pm

I don't think it's been said yet, but it has to be...

Wicked- Overrated

and another "ha ha" one... (***slightly spilerish***)




The History Boys- College Prep boys who get molested by an old fat man.

#53

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:06pm

Hairspray: "Fat Girls CAN Dance!"

That's hilarious.

RENT: Watch Idina Wail!
Aida: Watch Idina Wail...again!
Wicked: Why is Idina still wailing?!
Wicked (in London): Idina...please stop wailing.

That's the hardest I've laughed in a year.

#54

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:12pm

Wicked: Popular, Defying Gravity....love the idina wails thing...hehe, its SO true...
Rent: No Day But Today, Forget/Regret, (I LOVE 'AIDS! The Musical'....Love Heals, etc. theres many for rent.

#55

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:13pm

It is called LEASE in Team America I think

#56

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:21pm

Rent: The Gays Get AIDS

...

*looks both ways for rabid Rent fans*
*catches a glimpse of one*
*crouches down and braces himself for explosion*

#57

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 8:33pm

Oh, actor. So wrong. But I still snorted out loud.

THE MUSIC MAN
"Robert Preston Can't Sing"
"Little Boy Can't Talk"
"Dumb Bitch Can't Read"

BYE BYE BIRDIE
"Elvis, We're Talking About You"
"Heya, Fats!"
"Who Names A Character Hugo?"

ANNIE
"Lil' Lesbians"
"The Redhead and Her Dog"
"Baldness is Not Attractive in a Man"

MOVIN' OUT
"Stay Away!"
"Leave Us!"
"Go From Here!"
"A Curse Awaits You Inside This Theatre"

Updated On: 10/1/06 at 08:33 PM

#58

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 8:42pm

BYE BYE BIRDIE
"Elvis, We're Talking About You"

that made me laugh like no other.

#59

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 9:24pm

I personally like this for Rent

"People who complain about their life problems way too much by singing"

#60

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/1/06 at 9:34pm

DOTV - "Aging Italian Goths with Mullets and the Chicks Who Dig Them"

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#61

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/2/06 at 12:17am

Not a popular hit but

Carrie the musical- Hey look what i can do
Theatre Of Blood
Bloody Prom Night
Here Piggy,Piggy,Piggy
Red is so not my Color
Monthly the musical
Im a woman now


Wedding Singer -shoulder pads and mullets

Miss Saigon Whore does good

Dirty Dancing - Cash In The Musical Whats Not Really A
Musical

Wicked -Green so goes with EVERYTHING

#62

re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals

Posted: 10/2/06 at 1:16am

Actual alternate titles for My Fair Lady . . .
(From bonus tracks on remastered OBC)
Lady Eliza
Promanade
Eliza
Come to the Ball

How about . . .
Les Miz / Les MoreMoneyforMackintosh
Hello Dolly! / Here Again Carol?
Gypsy / The last dumping place for the great Divas
The Drowsy Chaparone / The same part at the same theatre!
Spamalot / Spamalot
See What I Wanna See / Compose all the Un-accessible music I Wanna Compose
Little Women / Little Show

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#63

Wicked

Posted: 10/2/06 at 10:23am

Wicked - "It's Not Easy Bein' Green"

Updated On: 10/2/06 at 10:23 AM

#64

Wicked

Posted: 10/2/06 at 9:28pm

Jesus Christ Superstar - "The Last Five Days of a Snitch"

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#65

Wicked

Posted: 10/2/06 at 9:34pm

"MOVIN' OUT
"A Curse Awaits You Inside This Theatre""

That one put a smile on my face!!!

Light in the Piazza: Ahhhhhhhh!

#66

Wicked

Posted: 10/2/06 at 9:50pm

Mamma Mia--Waste of $100
Wicked--Why See Sweeney Todd When You Can See THIS??

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#67

Wicked

Posted: 10/2/06 at 10:51pm

DREAMGIRLS = DIANA ROSS and THE SUPREMES

#68

Wicked

Posted: 10/3/06 at 12:15am

*Gypsy- Sing out Louise!
*Carousel- Domestic Violence and Sardines.
*Damn Yankees- The Devil watches baseball
*Rent- Bitching while Belting
*Chicago- Open Casting: we'll take anyone!
*Into the woods- Fairy Tale Surreal Life!
*West Side Story- Dance off!

#69

Wicked

Posted: 10/3/06 at 10:38am

Chicago-Murder and Corruption

#70

Wicked

Posted: 10/7/06 at 3:39pm

Into the Woods:
I Wish
Once Upon a Time
Children Will Listen

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#71

Wicked

Posted: 10/7/06 at 4:37pm

The Light in the Piazza: Fable
Statues and Stories
Love to Me
Firenze

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#72

Wicked

Posted: 10/7/06 at 5:08pm

Dreamgirls: The show white people always do and SHOULDNT

Brooklyn: American Idol: The Musical

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It's the music and I'm its hapless victim

#73

Wicked

Posted: 10/7/06 at 5:30pm

That was so lame, Paris. Give it up.

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#74

Wicked

Posted: 12/7/06 at 8:49pm

ANNIE:

Maybe
Tomorrow
NYC
Leapin' Lizards

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#75

Wicked

Posted: 12/7/06 at 8:51pm

The Producers - ANother flop from Max & Leo

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