Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#51
Posted: 10/1/06 at 1:36pm
Yeah. Isn't it called RANT in that?
No, that's the Forbidden Broadway version.
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#52
Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:03pm
I don't think it's been said yet, but it has to be...
Wicked- Overrated
and another "ha ha" one... (***slightly spilerish***)
The History Boys- College Prep boys who get molested by an old fat man.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/06
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#53
Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:06pm
Hairspray: "Fat Girls CAN Dance!"
That's hilarious.
RENT: Watch Idina Wail!
Aida: Watch Idina Wail...again!
Wicked: Why is Idina still wailing?!
Wicked (in London): Idina...please stop wailing.
That's the hardest I've laughed in a year.
Swing Joined: 10/1/06
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#54
Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:12pm
Wicked: Popular, Defying Gravity....love the idina wails thing...hehe, its SO true...
Rent: No Day But Today, Forget/Regret, (I LOVE 'AIDS! The Musical'....Love Heals, etc. theres many for rent.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#55
Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:13pmIt is called LEASE in Team America I think
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/06
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#56
Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:21pm
Rent: The Gays Get AIDS
...
*looks both ways for rabid Rent fans*
*catches a glimpse of one*
*crouches down and braces himself for explosion*
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#57
Posted: 10/1/06 at 8:33pm
Oh, actor. So wrong. But I still snorted out loud.
THE MUSIC MAN
"Robert Preston Can't Sing"
"Little Boy Can't Talk"
"Dumb Bitch Can't Read"
BYE BYE BIRDIE
"Elvis, We're Talking About You"
"Heya, Fats!"
"Who Names A Character Hugo?"
ANNIE
"Lil' Lesbians"
"The Redhead and Her Dog"
"Baldness is Not Attractive in a Man"
MOVIN' OUT
"Stay Away!"
"Leave Us!"
"Go From Here!"
"A Curse Awaits You Inside This Theatre"
Updated On: 10/1/06 at 08:33 PM
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#58
Posted: 10/1/06 at 8:42pm
BYE BYE BIRDIE
"Elvis, We're Talking About You"
that made me laugh like no other.
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#59
Posted: 10/1/06 at 9:24pm
I personally like this for Rent
"People who complain about their life problems way too much by singing"
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#60
Posted: 10/1/06 at 9:34pmDOTV - "Aging Italian Goths with Mullets and the Chicks Who Dig Them"
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#61
Posted: 10/2/06 at 12:17am
Not a popular hit but
Carrie the musical- Hey look what i can do
Theatre Of Blood
Bloody Prom Night
Here Piggy,Piggy,Piggy
Red is so not my Color
Monthly the musical
Im a woman now
Wedding Singer -shoulder pads and mullets
Miss Saigon Whore does good
Dirty Dancing - Cash In The Musical Whats Not Really A
Musical
Wicked -Green so goes with EVERYTHING
re: Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals#62
Posted: 10/2/06 at 1:16am
Actual alternate titles for My Fair Lady . . .
(From bonus tracks on remastered OBC)
Lady Eliza
Promanade
Eliza
Come to the Ball
How about . . .
Les Miz / Les MoreMoneyforMackintosh
Hello Dolly! / Here Again Carol?
Gypsy / The last dumping place for the great Divas
The Drowsy Chaparone / The same part at the same theatre!
Spamalot / Spamalot
See What I Wanna See / Compose all the Un-accessible music I Wanna Compose
Little Women / Little Show
Wicked#63
Posted: 10/2/06 at 10:23amWicked - "It's Not Easy Bein' Green" Updated On: 10/2/06 at 10:23 AM
Wicked#64
Posted: 10/2/06 at 9:28pmJesus Christ Superstar - "The Last Five Days of a Snitch"
Wicked#65
Posted: 10/2/06 at 9:34pm
"MOVIN' OUT
"A Curse Awaits You Inside This Theatre""
That one put a smile on my face!!!
Light in the Piazza: Ahhhhhhhh!
Wicked#66
Posted: 10/2/06 at 9:50pm
Mamma Mia--Waste of $100
Wicked--Why See Sweeney Todd When You Can See THIS??
Broadway Star Joined: 9/29/04
Wicked#68
Posted: 10/3/06 at 12:15am
*Gypsy- Sing out Louise!
*Carousel- Domestic Violence and Sardines.
*Damn Yankees- The Devil watches baseball
*Rent- Bitching while Belting
*Chicago- Open Casting: we'll take anyone!
*Into the woods- Fairy Tale Surreal Life!
*West Side Story- Dance off!
Joined: 12/31/69
Wicked#71
Posted: 10/7/06 at 4:37pm
The Light in the Piazza: Fable
Statues and Stories
Love to Me
Firenze
Wicked#72
Posted: 10/7/06 at 5:08pm
Dreamgirls: The show white people always do and SHOULDNT
Brooklyn: American Idol: The Musical
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Wicked#73
Posted: 10/7/06 at 5:30pmThat was so lame, Paris. Give it up.
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