Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals- Page 2

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 9:19pm

Hairspray: "Blonde Bitchy Bimbos and the Cheerful Chubby Chicks Who Bring Them Down"

[munkustrap178]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 9:22pm

Wicked: Riiiiiiiicooolaaaaaaaa

[folkyboy]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 9:24pm

hahahaha munk!

[munkustrap178]

Posted: 9/26/06 at 9:27pm

Rent: GET A JOB!

[jv92]

Posted: 9/27/06 at 4:06pm

Tarzan: The Idiotic Ape Man that Sounds Like Cher and the Green Bungee Cord

Serious for a moment-
Company: Threesome (Similar to its original title, Threes, which is better than my idea).
Sunday in the Park With George: Art isn't Easy
The Light in the Piazza: Mother and Daughter, Love, The Four Seasons

[americanboy99]

Posted: 9/27/06 at 4:55pm

Sweeney Todd: The Barber
The Worst Pies in London
Todd and Lovett

Mamma Mia!: Thank You for the Music
Does Your Mother Know?

[BDrischBDemented]

Posted: 9/27/06 at 5:17pm

Les Miserables - Those Miserable Guys!
Hair - The Show Where We Really Do All Get Naked
Funny Girl - The Taming of the Jew

[americanboy99]

Posted: 9/27/06 at 5:19pm

Let's be serious!

[blaxx]

Posted: 9/27/06 at 7:05pm

Why? This is so much better, besides, most of it is based on truth!

[BDrischBDemented]

Posted: 9/27/06 at 7:16pm

Miss Saigon - Two and a Half Hours of Your Life You Won't Get Back

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 9/27/06 at 7:36pm

POTO - Musical Madman

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/27/06 at 7:40pm

Lippa's The Wild Party: Rent II: The Prequal.
Dreamgirls: Bitch! I'm Go' Eat Yo Skinny Ass! (that only works with Holliday, though)
POTO: My Swede is in Love with a Deformed Ghost!
The Wedding Singer: Bop-She-Bop
A Chorus Line: "One line to rule them all..."
Jesus Christ Superstar: Heretics R Us Updated On: 9/27/06 at 07:40 PM

[jo]

Posted: 9/27/06 at 8:05pm

Hey, thanks - some are really very amusing

How about these ones (taken from song titles in the show) --



*The Woman in White - "Evermore without You" ( although I do love the show...it really should have ran much longer )

*The Boy from Oz - "Not the Boy Next Door" (he certainly wasn't!)

*Les Miserables - " Do Your Hear the People Sing?" ( they want a revival!)

*Sunset Boulevard - "With One Look" ( thanks to botox, nip and tuck )

*A Little Night Music - "Send in the Clowns" ( little...they don't sing at all!)

*Wicked - "Defying Gravity" ( in the box office )

*The Boy from Oz - "Once Before I Go" ( come back, Hugh/Peter/Curly/Joe Gillis/even Gaston/maybe Pal Joey :heart:.)

*The Producers - " I Wanna Be a Producer" ( no more!)

*Avenue Q - "It Sucks to be Me" ( put in your own reason...mine is living one longhaul flight away from Broadway )

*Spamalot - "Caaammelotttt!" ( oops sorry - it was meant to be "the song that goes like this" )

[woman_in_the_chair]

Posted: 9/28/06 at 1:54am

Chicago: Why the Hell Was I Cast With Ashlee Simpson?

[americanboy99]

Posted: 9/28/06 at 4:37pm

The Sound of Music: Edelweiss
Climb Every Mountain

The King and I: Getting to Know You
Etc. Etc.

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 9/28/06 at 4:52pm

Lecrap for Lestat
Aisha for Aida

[gertiecummings]

Posted: 9/29/06 at 12:33am

Rent: No Day But Today
Evita: The Art of the Possible

Not a musical but,

The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?: Man F*cking a Goat

[BwayBaby18]

Posted: 9/29/06 at 2:11am

Victor/Victoria: The It

Sweet Charity: Nice Hooker

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 9/29/06 at 2:27am

Drowsy Chaperone: The Man in the Chair (although Drowsy Chaperone is more appealing)

Tarzan: The Man Who Swings Across the Stage With a Six Pack

[americanboy99]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 7:55pm

bump.

Posted: 9/30/06 at 8:22pm

Passion: The Most Flaming Gay Non-Flaming Gay Show Ever On Broadway.

[americanboy99]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 8:29pm

RENT: Another Day
Seasons of Love
AIDS! the musical

(just kidding about third one)

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 8:41pm

And AIDS The Musical's hit song...Everyone Has AIDS!

Has anyone seen that part of Team America?

[americanboy99]

Posted: 9/30/06 at 8:45pm

Yeah. Isn't it called RANT in that?

[americanboy99]

Posted: 10/1/06 at 1:23pm

Cabaret: Wilkommen!
Emcee
Life Is a Cabaret

Although CABARET was definitely the best choice.