Alternate Titles for Popular Musicals — Page 2

Hairspray: "Blonde Bitchy Bimbos and the Cheerful Chubby Chicks Who Bring Them Down"

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hahahaha munk!

Tarzan: The Idiotic Ape Man that Sounds Like Cher and the Green Bungee Cord

Serious for a moment-
Company: Threesome (Similar to its original title, Threes, which is better than my idea).
Sunday in the Park With George: Art isn't Easy
The Light in the Piazza: Mother and Daughter, Love, The Four Seasons

Les Miserables - Those Miserable Guys!
Hair - The Show Where We Really Do All Get Naked
Funny Girl - The Taming of the Jew

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Why? This is so much better, besides, most of it is based on truth!

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POTO - Musical Madman

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Hey, thanks - some are really very amusing

How about these ones (taken from song titles in the show) --



*The Woman in White - "Evermore without You" ( although I do love the show...it really should have ran much longer )

*The Boy from Oz - "Not the Boy Next Door" (he certainly wasn't!)

*Les Miserables - " Do Your Hear the People Sing?" ( they want a revival!)

*Sunset Boulevard - "With One Look" ( thanks to botox, nip and tuck )

*A Little Night Music - "Send in the Clowns" ( little...they don't sing at all!)

*Wicked - "Defying Gravity" ( in the box office )

*The Boy from Oz - "Once Before I Go" ( come back, Hugh/Peter/Curly/Joe Gillis/even Gaston/maybe Pal Joey :heart:.)

*The Producers - " I Wanna Be a Producer" ( no more!)

*Avenue Q - "It Sucks to be Me" ( put in your own reason...mine is living one longhaul flight away from Broadway )

*Spamalot - "Caaammelotttt!" ( oops sorry - it was meant to be "the song that goes like this" )

The Sound of Music: Edelweiss
Climb Every Mountain

The King and I: Getting to Know You
Etc. Etc.

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Rent: No Day But Today
Evita: The Art of the Possible

Not a musical but,

The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?: Man F*cking a Goat

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Drowsy Chaperone: The Man in the Chair (although Drowsy Chaperone is more appealing)

Tarzan: The Man Who Swings Across the Stage With a Six Pack

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Passion: The Most Flaming Gay Non-Flaming Gay Show Ever On Broadway.

And AIDS The Musical's hit song...Everyone Has AIDS!

Has anyone seen that part of Team America?

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Cabaret: Wilkommen!
Emcee
Life Is a Cabaret

Although CABARET was definitely the best choice.

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