But that’s the discussion at hand – the set piece in the film, including not just the song, but the film, editing, scenery, context, etc. No one’s attempted – or been tempted – to offer a defense of the song as a hypothetical standalone number on an album because that’s not what was in the film.
And saying “agree to disagree” is fine, but you asked for a good defense of the number. If, upon hear a good defense, you move straight to “agree to disagree,” then why ask for the defense in the first place?
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