to bestie, my heart:
“I didn't think he sang the song at all ... and by that, I do mean ‘literally.’”
I’m okay with that.
“He fumbled most of the lyrics as written, he didn't sing the melody…”
I only watched it once, but is that accurate? He liberally backphrased and added a couple of “ands” (I think), but surely you’re using hyperbole? The verses proper were at
least 95% intact, right? The meat of the song? Or did I really and truly miss something?
“…and he didn't show any sense of connecting to the song in any way whatsoever. Zero thought behind it. He postured and posed and mocked. It was completely terrible.”
I just… disagree. I don’t know how to explain this difference of opinion. Zero thought?
Zero? Lapine (or Haynes) went to Jarvis Cocker and asked him to sing this legendary song in this film about a musical legend, under these conditions, et cetera, X, Y, and Z, and Jarvis Cocker literally didn’t give it a single second of thought? And not only did he not think about it, but he scornfully mocked it?
Having no evidence to the contrary other than that I found it touching and compelling, I suppose that’s possible. It just seems unlikely.
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