Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/11
best12 is right: we don't have to choose between THE MUSIC MAN and WEST SIDE STORY. I only mentioned fans of the latter because that's who I usually hear dismissing TMM as mere "fluff".
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As I said, I don't have a copy of the libretto handy, but more of the lyrics are coming back to me.
If Marian had had a child out of wedlock, how would she ever sing to her mother, "I have my standards where men are concerned"? How would either of them keep from laughing?
Updated On: 5/25/12 at 08:29 PM
PIANO LESSON/IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING SO
Marian
So do la re ti mi
A little slower and please keep the fingers curved
as nice and high as you possibly can
Mrs. Paroo
If you don't mind my saying so
It wouldn't have hurt you to have found out
what the gentleman wanted
Marian
I know what the gentleman wanted,
You'll find it in Balzac
Mrs. Paroo
Well excuse me for living, but I've never read it
Marian
Neither has anyone else in this town...
Mrs. Paroo
There you go again with the same old comment
About the low mentality of River City people
And takin' it all too much to heart
Marian
Now, Mama
As long as the Madison Public Library was entrusted
to me for the purpose of improving River City's
cultural level, I can't help my concern that the
ladies of River City keep ignoring all my council and advice.
Mrs. Paroo
But darlin':
When a woman's got a husband and you've got none
Why should she take advice from you?
Even if you can quote Balzac and Shakespeare and
All them other high-falutin' Greeks?
Marian
Mama,
If you don't mind my saying so, you have a bad habit
Of changing every subject -
Mrs. Paroo
No, I haven't changed the subject, I was talkin' about
that stranger -
Marian
What stranger?
Mrs. Paroo
With the suitcase who may be your very last chance.
Marian
Mama!
Do you think that I'd allow a common masher
-Now really, Mama!
I have my standards where men are concerned, and I have no intention -
Mrs. Paroo
I know all about your standards
And if you don't mind my sayin' so
There's not a man alive who could hope to measure up
To that blend of Paul Bunyan, Saint Pat and Noah Webster
You've concocted for yourself
Out of your Irish imagination
Your Iowa stubbornness and your library fulla' books!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/11
Mama!
Do you think that I'd allow a common masher
-Now really, Mama!
I have my standards where men are concerned and I have no intention -
Case closed. Thank you, best12bars.
I don't really think that musical conversation "works" if both women are hiding a secret from the entire town. Even loaded with subtext, those don't seem like the words they would be saying to each other in private. Mrs. Paroo would have a more desperate agenda for Marian.
And Marian wouldn't be singing about "My White Knight." Also, she would actually BE the "sadder but wiser girl" he sings of.
Harold Hill romancing here works so well when she is an aging virgin. I kinda think that's the fun of it.
Swing Joined: 6/23/12
Marian is NOT 26. She is in her mid to late 30s. The story is set in the summer of 1912. When they meet at the footbridge Harold tells her she is "26 years late." Was she supposed to come as an infant? 26 years would be 1882. How old would Marian be to go to the footbridge which is apparently the Lover's Lane of River City? If she was 10, that means she is 36 at the youngest. If Marian is 36, Mrs. Paroo could easily be in her early 50s if she gave birth to Marian at 17.
Winthrop is 10. That makes Marian 26 years older than her brother, at the least. What the heck was or wasn't happening in the Paroo home for 26 years? Some peple claim that Marian is Winthrop's mother, but why couldn't Mr. Madison be the father of Winthrop but also by Mrs. Paroo?
Oh, I think it's even juicier than that ...
Mr. Paroo found out about his wife and Miser Madison, and killed the miser, then took his own life.
Fortunately, Madison had already redone his will, leaving all the books in the library to Marion, to appease his mistress, her mother!
All in the quaint town of Peyton Place, Ioway!
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