PIANO LESSON/IF YOU DON'T MIND MY SAYING SO
Marian
So do la re ti mi
A little slower and please keep the fingers curved
as nice and high as you possibly can
Mrs. Paroo
If you don't mind my saying so
It wouldn't have hurt you to have found out
what the gentleman wanted
Marian
I know what the gentleman wanted,
You'll find it in Balzac
Mrs. Paroo
Well excuse me for living, but I've never read it
Marian
Neither has anyone else in this town...
Mrs. Paroo
There you go again with the same old comment
About the low mentality of River City people
And takin' it all too much to heart
Marian
Now, Mama
As long as the Madison Public Library was entrusted
to me for the purpose of improving River City's
cultural level, I can't help my concern that the
ladies of River City keep ignoring all my council and advice.
Mrs. Paroo
But darlin':
When a woman's got a husband and you've got none
Why should she take advice from you?
Even if you can quote Balzac and Shakespeare and
All them other high-falutin' Greeks?
Marian
Mama,
If you don't mind my saying so, you have a bad habit
Of changing every subject -
Mrs. Paroo
No, I haven't changed the subject, I was talkin' about
that stranger -
Marian
What stranger?
Mrs. Paroo
With the suitcase who may be your very last chance.
Marian
Mama!
Do you think that I'd allow a common masher
-Now really, Mama!
I have my standards where men are concerned, and I have no intention -
Mrs. Paroo
I know all about your standards
And if you don't mind my sayin' so
There's not a man alive who could hope to measure up
To that blend of Paul Bunyan, Saint Pat and Noah Webster
You've concocted for yourself
Out of your Irish imagination
Your Iowa stubbornness and your library fulla' books!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 5/26/12 at 08:51 PM