I thought it looked rather like she decided to wear the Egyptian shower curtain from a Target themed bathroom set (the other parts, of course, being soap dishes that look like "Egyptian" hands and a toothbrush holder shaped like King Tut's head).
'"Contrairiwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."'
~Lewis Carroll