"now if only Chicago would stop with the no-talent stunt casting and close up shop. But I have a feeling that show is here to stay"
I overheard an asian tourist say while in front of Chicago, "Let go see sexy peoples dancing."
Chicago is here to stay-sorry folks.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello