:: putting on that asbestos suit ::
Ms. Luker is pretty enough, but I dont think I would consider her ravishingly beautiful. But then bear in mind that I think Rhianna's jawline is so hard and angular you could cut week old bread with it.
And I definitely agree with the "ice show" treatment of films onstage -- I mean, my god, look what they did to LITTLE MERMAID: they managed to take a lovely little film and turn it onto an all-plastic mess.
But *if* one were inclined to put this onstage, might I earnestly suggest Susan Boyle? People would pay serious bucks to see her live, and lord knows she has the voice.
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