Grunge/Rio/OP shop/dressed in the dark/anything on the floor/whatever was too big/not throwing THAT out/hand me downs/couldn't find a frock/something loose enough that lets me bend almost to the floor/and where do you think you are going wearing THAT?/again, Peter Allen cast offs but Peter would NEVER have worn those trousers, slacks, bloomers--needs a lot of 'give' in the crotch/hope it only comes in grey and white.
Now your turn.