#2
Posted: 9/27/18 at 1:30pm
Of recent memory,
Jayne Houdyshell's "F*** you, Nora!" has been my new favorite.
LaChanze at the beginning of Summer "Oh, we just threw that together." My life motto recently.
But from past musicals
"Now you watch your mouth
Watch your mouth Miss Effie White
'Cause I don't take that tone from some second-rate diva
Who can't sustain"
#3
Posted: 9/27/18 at 1:54pm
By "Broadway quotes" do you mean lines from Broadway shows or quotations about Broadway?
From the latter, my all-time favorite is from the late, great Larry Gelbart:
"If Hitler is alive, I hope he's out of town with a musical."
Just remembering you've had an "and"
When you're back to "or"
Makes the "or" mean more than it did before
#4
Posted: 9/27/18 at 1:55pm
Emma, is this for homework?
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
#5
==> this board is a nest of vipers <==
"Michael Riedel...The Perez Hilton of the New York Theatre scene"
- Craig Hepworth, What's On Stage
Posted: 9/27/18 at 2:58pm
"Matilda Wormwood is a gangster."
- Agatha Trunchbull, Matilda the Musical
"Michael Riedel...The Perez Hilton of the New York Theatre scene"
- Craig Hepworth, What's On Stage
#6
Posted: 9/27/18 at 3:02pm
About Broadway: "There's a broken heart for every light on Broadway."
From a show: "Effie we all got pain."
#7
Posted: 9/27/18 at 11:01pm
With a tear in my heart, ActorGuy. Still missing Marin.
#8
Posted: 9/28/18 at 9:44am
When Jeremy Piven abruptly left the revival of Speed-the-Plow, David Mamet told the press:
“I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.”
#9
Posted: 9/28/18 at 11:23am
I'm going to say either "be free. be whoever you are, do whatever you want to do, just as long as you don't hurt anyone" from Hair or "maybe some of us are different" from Wicked.
In close third is the "He ran into my knife ten times" from Chicago because I still laugh every time I hear it.
#10
Posted: 9/28/18 at 11:50am
Mine is
Love wherever and whenever
And however you should
From if/then
Love wherever and whenever
And however you should
From if/then
"Why was my post about my post being deleted, deleted, causing my account to be banned from posting" - The Lion Roars 2k18
#11
Posted: 9/28/18 at 12:21pm
"Just go sing your f****** song, Elaine." (apologies if this is not exact)
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