Oh I simply love MeMeMee's comment that people getting hurt isn't funny and they don't laugh at it.
I will bet my left testicle that NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON ON THE FACE OF PLANET EARTH has not laughed one time when their best friend hit their head on a ceiling fan or while getting out of a car or walked into a wall or pole.
People getting hurt can be funny! In fact physical comedy, an entire genre of comedy that's based on people getting hurt or being bumbling fools, is one of the oldest and most popular forms of comedy.
You're reminding me of people you hear at the movies asking questions every ten seconds, "Who is that? Why is that guy walking down the street? Who's that lady coming up to him? Uh-oh, why did that car go by? Why is it so dark in this theater?" - FindingNamo on strummergirl
"If artists were machines, then I'm just a different kind of machine...I'd probably be a toaster. Actually, I'd be a toaster oven because they're more versatile. And I like making grilled cheese" -Regina Spektor
"That's, like, twelve shows! ...Or seven." -Crazy SA Fangirl
"They say that just being relaxed is the most important thing [in acting]. I take that to another level, I think kinda like yawning and...like being partially asleep onstage is also good, but whatever." - Sherie Rene Scott