I saw this last week as well and stagedoored. Everyone was very nice and low key about signing.
****possible spoilers****
I had mixed thoughts about the play. At first I thought it was going to be a darkly funny, Durang-esque story about a rich Upper East Side couple that wants to sell their children on the Black Market.
Unfortunately the story takes a turn for the serious and treats the plot as a straight drama rather than a dark satire. The acting is great across the board. Paulson is really wonderful and Cannavale is funny as the man arranging for the sale of the children.
My biggest problem with the play was that I found the actions of the parents to be completely unbelievable. Sure if you're watching The Marriage of Bette and Boo you can accept unnatural behavior for the sake of satire. Here, where the actions are meant to be honest and truthful, it's much harder to suspend your disbelief.
The actual dialogue is well-written enough, it's just that the plot often veers in directions that leave you scratching your head.
Not a painful experience in the theater, but not an especially brilliant one either.
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!