Music and Lyrics by Richard M. and Robert B. Sherman Additional Music and Lyrics by George Stiles and Anthony Drewe
Laura Osnes as Cordy Colin Donnell as Angie Duke Danny Burnstein as Father Rebecca Luker as Mother Daniel Radcliffe as John Lawless Tina Johnson as Mrs. Worth Carol Burnett as Aunt Mary Jan Maxwell as Mrs. Duke
Katniss: Jennifer Damiano Peeta: Hunter Parrish Gale: Richard Fleeshman Effie: JACKIE HOFFMAN! Imagine her screaming "That is mahogany!" with a british accent. Primrose: Annabelle Kempf
Nightmare Before Christmas Jack- Darren Criss Sally- Cristin Millioti Oogie Boogie- Phillip Boykin (if Stew isn't available) Lock, Shock, and Barrel- Actual Children Dr Finkelstein- Tom Edden Mayor of Halloween Town- Danny Burstein
And because I can:
Dance Moms Christi- Jan Maxwell Holly- Audra MacDonald Kelly- Jane Krakowski Kathy- Kristen Chenoweth Melissa- Heidi Blickenstaff Jill- Susan Blackwell Leslie- Anne L Nathan Abby Lee Miller- Harvey Fierstein... Or Jayne Houdyshell :)
Audra McDonald as Savannah Jackson de'Adre Aziza as Bernadine Harris Anika Noni Rose as Robin Stokes Loretta Divine as Gloria Matthews Allan Louis as Marvin King Dulé Hill as Kenneth Dawkins
I know there was already a Lord of the Rings musical, but here's who I would cast:
Frodo - Bobby Steggart Sam - Rory O'Malley? Merry - Christopher J. Hanke Pippin - Christopher Fitzgerald Aragorn - Steve Kazee Legolas - Kyle Dean Massey Gimli - Danny Burstein? Gandalf - George Hearn Bilbo - Joel Grey Saruman - Jonathan Pryce Boromir - Will Chase Theoden - Alfie Boe Arwen - Laura Benanti Eowyn - Laura Osnes Eomer - Ramin Karimloo Grima Wormtongue - Raúl Esparza Galadriel - Laura Michelle Kelly again Celeborn - Cheyenne Jackson Elrond - Michael Cerveris Faramir - Gavin Creel Denethor - Mandy Patinkin Gollum - Alan Cumming? Treebeard - Harvey Fierstein Witch King / Gothmog - Shuler Hensley
MOMMIE DEAREST Music and Lyrics by...I really don't care. I just want to see LuPone do the "No wire hangers!" scene. She'd probably make it good, too. A benefit reading perhaps? The Actors' Fund Celebrates Bad Movies?