Haha, I got showered with spit at the Color Purple, and I was in the second row! Mostly by Kingsley Leggs, but the funny thing was that while I was waiting in the rush line, this woman behind me was talking about how we would probably get showered with spit and I was thinking, second row, I don't know...But it was so close to the stage that we could feel EVERYTHING!
Oh, and to be on topic....
Poor Karmine! I would have started laughing...
The course of true love never did run smooth.