Jordan is my god! Im laughing so hard right now. Also, won't curtain pictures be hard to come by because you can't take pictures inside the theatre or an 80 year old usher will scream at you.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello