West End Artist . . . I'm sorry to bring this up and I know others have said it as well but . . . you really need to stop using dyslexia as an excuse. I myself am horribly dyslexic, so I know that it is hard but come on. In all your posts that I have read I have seen precious few spelling mistakes that have anything to do with dyslexia. Your spelling is just bad, period. Not to mention your grammar but you are a performer, not an english teacher and this is a message board not an essay contest so I don't know why it has become such an issue other than the fact that it makes your posts hard to decipher. Please . . . say you are a bad speller, say you hate grammar, but don't say it is because you are dyslexic. Blaming your badly written posts on your dyslexia just gives others with the same condition (I won't say disability!) a bad rap. Instead of being defensive about your spelling and grammar, learn to proofread!
"I wrote a book: "How to Be Popular". Now I've put together a top ten list of how to help you:
-Elphie, everyday... shower. I mean, who knows? Maybe some of that green is gonna come off!
-Deodorant Elphie. No body likes a stinky witch!
-I think we've covered the hair, we'll get to that.
-Clean underclothes. That's all I'm gonna say.
-Look at your posture. That's no way to be popular!
-Bed made, room straightened. We've done that.
-Colors blended. Oookay.
-But the most important thing to have, to make yourself popular, is to keep your beautiful smile."
~Kristin Chenoweth in her last performance of the song "Popular"
Updated On: 7/2/06 at 11:16 AM
