I am nothing if not an ass-kissing sychfrah, um, oh, what YOU SAID!
SIR! I'm off to do a self esteem robbing task here at the office, BUT I'll be sure to have "50 Checks" cued up in my mini-iPod to make the pain go away!
Hey all... just joined the board because I see Marc on it a lot!
I'd just like to mention that the benefit in NJ was an especially wonderful experience for me. As Marc's assistant, I got to know a bit more about his incredible life.
I must say.... hearing him talk about working for Bette was very much like my own experience with him.
AND... Catch Me If You Can... is going to rock, if I do say so myself. I'm a composer too... and a very critical one. Marc constantly impresses me.
wow, Lucian, you have earned your stripes today as a brown-nosed, ass-kissing sycophant!! you and Eddie already have so much in common!
but get off these damn websites and get back to work!! Re-boot my computer!! Hurry up with that lead sheet!! TIE MY SHOES!
and VoiceAnth, stop trying to seduce my assistant with your bicep, he's not so shallow!
And Lucian, stop staring at that icon of VoiceAnth's bicep!
Eddie Varley, stop whatEVER it is you're doing, I'm sure it's just wrong!
uh oh, better say something on-topic...um...hey, I paid the workers today renovating our apartment...I musta written out, oh, I don't know...maybe...50 CHECKS!!!!
Clearly, this is a sham. A Shaiman sham. I've heard your "50 Checks" and it sounds suspiciously similar to the song "Fifty Cheques" from the little known 1951 Ukranian musical "Catch As Catch Can." The story of a young man who blusters his way into the various positions within the Communist party while leaving a trail of unpaid debts. Obviously, the copyright has expired.
Listen Biggins, while I am partial to the opinion of a hairy man, you are out of line. I don't want to sound like that ass-kissin toadie Eddie Varley but that "Fifty Checks" brought tears to my eye. Jeez, that Varley could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. By "suck" I mean "kiss" and by "trailer hitch" I mean Marc Shaiman's ass.
Could anyone recommend a good pubic mousse? It's gettin a little tangled and unruly down there.
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
As long as we're giving a *bump* of admiration to Mr. Shaiman's work. ----- "Fifty checks don't feel like much when you first hold them, Nothing special to the touch, ah, but look inside... ---FIFTY CHECKS, Shaiman/Wittman, Catch Me if You Can
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