Posted: 7/16/17 at 12:51am
Rumpelstiltskin said: "The missing/changed lyrics are the ones that have stuck with me for years. My husband and I often describe rooms decorated with exquisite style as "homo baroque", and I use the chicken fat line to complain that although my work is highly regarded, it will never compare in some people's eyes to his achievements as a doctor. They will be missed!
I also don't buy the justification for changing the bald spot line. I've seen many Whizzers over the years, and although some of the actors weren't the best singers, they were universally gorgeous with perfect hair. (The one exception would be Stephen Bogardus in the original production. Gorgeous with an actual bald spot.) The bald spot line is funny because "the only physical imprerfection that he's got" is one that only Marvin could see, meaning that in fact, Whizzer has no physical imperfections. (Regardless, "bald spot" is funny, "hairline" is not.)
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And if I may be literal for a moment, Marvin talks about the bald spot/hair line after telling Whizzer to "Sit in front of me." In front of Marvin on the lower tier, Marvin can indeed see a bald spot, but Whizzer's hair line is actually blocked from his view. If it were the hair line Marvin wanted to see, he would have left Whizzer sitting at the end of the lower row.