Fave lines from Xanadu

[Sarah8]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 5:10am

What are some ppl's fave lines from Xanadu? Mine is 'Bitch, I don't know your life!'. Love it! I am obsessed with this show!!

[jeffrey1dog]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 6:06am

That's my favorite line too. I use it for the header on Myspace page.
But why not put a spoiler alert in the subject of this thread so as not to ruin it for people who haven't seen the show yet?

Updated On: 7/31/07 at 06:06 AM

[bjh2114]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 9:10am

He my baby daddy.

[jaystarr]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 9:14am

same here -j*

[shesamarshmallow]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 9:17am

Not to be a copycat or anything but... mine too.

I also loved the line about the barricades across the street. Hilarious!

[Yankeefan007]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 9:23am

The "this is like children's theater for 40 year old gay men" always gets a huge laugh.

[WonderRobbie]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 9:41am

Zeus: "This is the 80s. The muses are in retreat. They'll just take some stinkaroo movie throw it on stage and call it a show!"

Sonny: "That's just WRONG..."

Kira: "Melbourne... Sydney... the OUT-BEEEECK???"

Ok I'm sure I will think of more later... lol

Updated On: 7/31/07 at 09:41 AM

[jsg03jd]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 11:14am

Kerry Butler's delivery of "That kiss... My CHIST! [chest]" just slays me.

[GirlforTartaglia]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 11:23am

Toward the end when Sonny quickly is like "Oh my god I love her so much"

"We're like a Vaudeville act - Malone and Maguire!"
"hahahaha...I dont know what that is"


Oh god this show is amazing.

Oh, the baracade line is great too :) Ugh, I love this show.

[singingbackup]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 11:49am

Hard to choose, but one that kills me.

Anytime Kerry says Sonny's last name in that hilarious Aussie accent.

Maaaaaaaaaaloooooooooooooooone

[jacobsnchz14]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 12:16pm

I don't know if this is considered a line, but when I heard the title song, when Kerry sings the "A million lights are dancing..." part, that made me laugh so hard because she might have been trying to imitate ONJ.

[Lavieboheme3090]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 12:24pm

"Let it be known 1980, the inspiration left the arts!"

[TheaterBoy7777]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 12:34pm

Im not sure if the lines in there still because it was the 2nd preview but in Strange Magic Kerry says something like "All this positive outlook this you won't need me at all" and then Sonny says something ridiculous like

"Woman come on don't pull back that joint"

and maybe it was James C's delivery but it was so funny.

[WonderRobbie]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 1:05pm

Kira: "Sonny please stop talking. It hurts..."

"I'll make your dreams come truuuaaaaaooooouuuue..."

Sonny: "GRR!! I can really use a FRESCA!!!"

Calliope: "I'm not wearing a bra!!!"
Melpomene: "SCANDALOUS!!!"

Updated On: 7/31/07 at 01:05 PM

[jsg03jd]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 1:15pm

I think the line is now "Woman, don't bogart that joint."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogart&defid=988065 Updated On: 7/31/07 at 01:15 PM

[kyleorlando]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 1:46pm

"Don't chew the scenery."


Don't know if this is still in the show or not since they seemed to have cut down on the adlibs.

[TheaterBoy7777]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 1:51pm

Thanks jsg03jd, thats what it is for some reason I couldnt understand that one word but James delivery was perfect I really need to see Cheyenne do it.

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 2:07pm

"But why not put a spoiler alert in the subject of this thread so as not to ruin it for people who haven't seen the show yet?"

That would make sense...if there were any spoilers.

I also liked the "Bitch..." line.

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 2:28pm

Jackie Hoffman's line about Parker Stephenson.

[jaystarr]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 5:00pm

Sonny---That SIGN is a A SIGN !!


Updated On: 7/31/07 at 05:00 PM

[KimmySwimmy]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 5:22pm

ok fANADUs help me out here...i am drawing a complete blank. One of my favorite quotes is at the very end when Kira compares herself to Achilles and says something along the lines of "As long as I am wearing these leg warmers..." Can someone finish this??

[jaystarr]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 5:52pm

SPOILER ALERT ! DO NOT READ ! IF YOU DON"T WANT TO KNOW...










The scenario : At Mt. Olympus during Kira's Trial.. Thetis was trying to prove that Cupid spell did not penetrated Kira and she proved it by saying that Kira was protected bec. she wore leg warmers , then Kira realized it....

Kira .."No force can penetrate this demi-goddess as long as I wear this legwarmers around my ankles ! "

Thetis : I should have used this leg warmers for my son Achilles and its true that LOVE had triumph, not the spell ! "

J*





Updated On: 7/31/07 at 05:52 PM

[Sarah8]

Posted: 7/31/07 at 8:03pm

Hi, I have no idea how to issue a spoiler alert! I am new to this page. I didn't really think of that, sorry!!

[bjh2114]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 10:01am

"Calliope is enraged too, and she would be here if not but for the constraints of cast doubling."

[TLKfan]

Posted: 8/1/07 at 3:25pm

What's the line referencing Les Mis across the street?