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#1

Favorite Wicked quote(s)

Yes, I coppied off of the DRS thread. But I just have a post all of my favorite quotes.

Here are my favorites:

"I got the book!"
"What's In the Punch?" "Uhh... Lemons and melons and pears." "Oh my"
"Your whole life is going to change, and all because of me!"
"Well, there's no place like home."
"I can't harbor a fugitive, i'm an un-elected official."
"Let the green girl go!"
"That's not how you explained it to me." "Well, not exactly, but we'll talk about that later."
"Which is which?" "Get it?" "Which is which?" "Oh, I kill myself."
"That's right you just take that one road the whole time."
"Oh, I hope they don't get lost, i'm so bad at giving directions."
"Take a dead womans shoes?!" "Must've been raised in a barn!"
"I wanted something to remeber her by,and all that were left were those shoes, and now that wretched little farm girl has walked off with them!"
"Well, we can't all come and go by bubble!"
(Glinda slaps Elphaba, Elphaba laughs in a witchy voice) "Feel better now?" "Yes, yes I do" "Good." (Slaps Glinda) "So do I."
"Aww, Galinda don't cry!" "It's Glinda NOW! Stupid idea, I don't even know what made me say it."
"He's distant and moodified, and he's been thinking, which really worries me."
"Listen, i've been thinking." "Yes, i've heard."
"LEMME GO! I ALMOST HAD HER!"
"You mean this whole time, the two of you, behind my back?" "No, no Glinda it wasn't like that." "Actually it was, but it wasn't."

That's all for now, I still have more.

Updated On: 5/28/06 at 09:44 PM

#2

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"Not everyone can come and go by BUBBLE"
"Not everyone can come and go by bubble"
#3

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It's Glinda. The "ga" is silent."
"Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets." -Oscar Wilde
#4

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Oh, I hope they dont get lost im so bad at giving directions.
Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall
#5

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"Can I call you Elphie?" "It's a little perky." "And you can call me...Galinda!"

"OOOOOO, pink goes good with green!"
#6

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i deffinetly don't want to repeat anybody, so i'll just say i love all the quotes that WiiCKED x3 had! nice!

you say i'm weird! look at everyone you're sitting with! and hey, those guys over there just threw napkins up in the air like they were on something! it's contajous! you can't help it!
#8

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"Something is wrong. I didn't get my way." (I think that's it)
"Are you sorry for civilization? I am sorry for it too." ~Coast of Utopia: Shipwreck
#9

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Yup, that's right, followed immediately by "I think I need to lie down".
#12

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"Where I'm from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true- we call it history!"
#13

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Galinda: Oh! It seems the artichoke is steamed.

"I don't see why you can't just teach us history instead of always harping on the past."
-Galinda
#14

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"It's looking at things in a different way" (could have messed that one up).
#15

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"What? What are you all looking at?" "Oh! Do I have something in my teeth?" "Alright, fine let's just get this over with: No i'm not sea-sick, yes, i've always been green, no I didn't eat grass as a child."

That's like the first line I memorized. And also because it's the first line she says.
#16

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Elphaba: " . . . No matter how shallow or self absorbed you bretend to be-"

Fiyero: "Excuse me, there is no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self absorbed and deeply shallow."
"I wrote a book: "How to Be Popular". Now I've put together a top ten list of how to help you: -Elphie, everyday... shower. I mean, who knows? Maybe some of that green is gonna come off! -Deodorant Elphie. No body likes a stinky witch! -I think we've covered the hair, we'll get to that. -Clean underclothes. That's all I'm gonna say. -Look at your posture. That's no way to be popular! -Bed made, room straightened. We've done that. -Colors blended. Oookay. -But the most important thing to have, to make yourself popular, is to keep your beautiful smile." ~Kristin Chenoweth in her last performance of the song "Popular"
#17

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^ And then it continues..

"No your not, or you wouldn't be so unhappy."

I love finishing off quotes.
#18

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All of Elphie's one liners re: Favorite Wicked quote(s)

"It's good to see me, isn't it? Oh, no need to answer- that was rhetorical."
--- G(a)linda


"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES--- "THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS

Updated On: 5/28/06 at 09:48 AM

#19

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Can someone explain the "Look it's tomorrow" thing, please?
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#20

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~ "Not everyone can come and go by bubble."
~ "deeply shadow" LOL.LOL. LOL.
~ "Why can't you just teach us history instead of always harping on the past?"
~ "It's GALINDA!" I think it's funny that she's always yelling at people because they pronounce her name wrong then she changes it to Glinda.

Just because I got the lead doesn't mean you can't be my understudy!:)
#21

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"Well, where are your wings? Maybe you're not as powerful as you think you are."
A little swash, a bit of buckle - you'll love it more than bread.
#22

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Anything said by Hilty.
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it."
To Kill A Mockingbird
#24

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A Stephanie adlib I found funny that only the first few rows probably heard...

During the Wizard's introduction (to Glinda)
"It's a head? He's a head?!?"
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Fiyero: "I've been thinking..."
Elphaba: "Yes, I've heard!"

http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!) I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not...
"Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda
"And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler

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