I own my age, mister, and my wisdom too.
Unlike you, I never lie about my professional contacts and the connections I have made, nor do I use them in a futile attempt to "impress" people on an anonymous message board.
You have no contacts better than other people on the board. You have no experiences more significant than other people on the board. You have no secret tapes or DVDs more special than other people on the board. You are not greater than other people on the board. Your constant attempts to pretend that you are only render you pathetic.
You brag about "fueling" your "nasty ways," like a child bragging about the tantrums he throws. Any need to engage in such deliberately antisocial behaviors as an adult is only evidence of a sad and damaged psyche.
If you knew what your "nasty ways" actually communicated about who you are as a person, you would stop. And if you were unable to stop, you would seek help. But as you think that these "nasty ways" are fun, we can all do only one thing: pity you. Not scorn you, which is what you seem to desire, but pity you with revulsion, as we would a rabid rat caught in a trap.
And, no, you don't know Shirley MacLaine.