Funny "Avenue Q" Quotes?

[singinswinga]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 9:01pm

I know there's probably been a thread like this before, but I don't want to search for it for ten minutes of my life. My favorite is "I'm gonna jump!"
"Don't do it!"
"Okay!"

[Yankeefan007]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 9:02pm

I can tell just by looking that you've got it hard for me

Grab you dick and double click

....and then there was the line i cant remember about green pubic hair.

[GirlforTartaglia]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 9:05pm

Sweet suffering Jesus! Nicky AND Ricky?! Ooh, my cup runneth over!!

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 9:07pm

Every f*cking line of that show is a laugh riot.

[singinswinga]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 9:09pm

oh, i have another one!
"Guys, guys! Jesus was Jewish!"
"Blyan! come back here! you take the lecyrabres!"

[TabooWickedFan]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 9:12pm

i love the line, I know I will take what i learned and put it in a show!! then brian says are you high???

but that whole show is hysterical

[broadwaystar2b]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 9:13pm

"Sometimes people need time for learning. People always learning all though their life. Look at Mama Bird; she push Baby out of nest and that's it. If Baby Bird fly, good for Baby. If Baby Bird fall and crack head on ground and get eaten by Cat, then he need to do better next time."

[FabalaCohen]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 9:35pm

I second the "doubleclick" line!!

Also, "Hell, no, I won't tell them to quiet down!" makes me burst out laughing.

[zippyjen]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 10:10pm

the whole show is just amazing but i love it's only for now George Bush!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 10:23pm

"Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card!

But Kate, what you think he do after? Hmmm?

Yeaaaaah...

EEEEEWWW!!!" :)

[Raggy Q poo]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 10:47pm

For me, I can't pick one line from Avenue Q. I LOVE EVERY SINGLE LINE! I absolutely adore the bad Idea bears tho!!

But as for Yankeefan- *we all know there is no life outside of my apartment hence the fact that I memorized the whole entire show...that means dialouge too
As for the green pubic hair statement: "This morning I take a shower and I pick up soap and I say 'Who putting all this green pubic hair on darn soap!!' It not belong to me, it not belong to Blyian- who could it be? I about to PUKING!!!!

Updated On: 1/29/05 at 10:47 PM

[PennyLou]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 11:09pm

broadwaystar2b put the one I was thinkin of.. it's so funny.

I also like "It's German for happiness at the is fortune of others." "Happiness at the misfortune of others?.. that is Germen"

[Jwei123]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 11:18pm

"One Night Stand" hahaha

[Allie]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 11:25pm

I think it's hysterical the way Kate Monster says, "I hate porn".

[TGIF]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 11:38pm

What are some good quotes that aren't on the cast recording?

[AnothaPartofMe]

Posted: 1/28/05 at 11:55pm

!!!!!SPOILER!!!!!!



When you first hear that the teacher who Kate Monster assists name is Mrs. Thistletwat.

[LiTtLeDaNcEr729]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:04am

The whole one night stand thing had me falling out of my seat with laughter...

[Raggy Q poo]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:18am

Schneb- I hate to do this and I'm sorry but if you didn't see my post a few above your's the actual words are:

"This morning I take a shower and I pick up soap and I say 'Who putting all this green pubic hair on darn soap!!' It not belong to me, it not belong to Blyian- who could it be? I about to PUKING!!!!

I've memorized the whole diolouge as I know how sad that is..but true.

[ReederWI]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 9:29am

Being a Kindergarten teacher myself, I am sort of partial to:

Princeton: "What are you doing tonight?"
Kate: "Grading term papers. But it's Kindergarten, so they're very short"

[LightMyCandle125]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 6:12pm

i love in ISTBM when they're all dancing and doing their "da da da da das" and rod is the last one and he goes: "da da da da!" i guess it's too hard to type. but go listen to it! it's hilarious!

"who painted the kitten?"

"there's a pigeon squashed on the street. ew."

[La Vie Boheme]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 6:18pm

"You do such ANAL things like ironing your underwear!!"

Updated On: 1/29/05 at 06:18 PM

[cturtle]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 6:35pm

yes, reeder, i love the short term paper business also! i work in an elementary school also :)

[little_sally]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 8:44pm

I forget exactly how it goes but:

Rod: But I'm not an artist. I'm an investment banker. And a Republican.

Christmas Eve: Oh...then stay in closet.

[GirlforTartaglia]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 8:45pm

I loved John's facial expressions whenever Rod had to say "sh*t"
They were so cute!

[Kimsus123]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 9:03pm

EVERYTHING in that damn show!!