Funny "Avenue Q" Quotes? — Page 2

#26

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 1/29/05 at 9:03pm

EVERYTHING in that damn show!!

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Peter: Oh my god, Brian! My Alphabits are sending me a secret message! They say "oooooooooo!" Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

#27

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 1/29/05 at 9:04pm

but I LOVE the one "the jews have all the money and the whites have all the power, and i'm always in taxi cab with driver who no shower" "me too!" "me too!" "I CAN'T EVEN GET A TAXI!" hahah i love it.

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Peter: Oh my god, Brian! My Alphabits are sending me a secret message! They say "oooooooooo!" Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

#28

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 1/29/05 at 10:29pm

-The baby bird line
-the term paper line

"We could call you a cab"
"I'll be fine, ok, seeya/ Hope you don't get gonorhhea!"

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Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on." - from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

#29

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 1/29/05 at 10:51pm

"I know, put my earmuffs on the cookie"
spoiler...kind of
it is also SO cute in "fantasies come true" when nikki is gesturing to rod to come to him and rod is like "NOOOO...NOOOO...OK!"
my FAVORITE is "ba ba ba BAHHH doo doo doo doo doo" from Princeton in "Purpose"
ahh i love that show

#30

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 1/29/05 at 11:20pm

Rod: But my friend's not an artist. He's an investment banker. And a Republican.

Christmas Eve: Oh...then tell your friend to stay in closet, he good for nothing.

Rod: Yes, well...thank you Christmas Eve

Christmas Eve: I wouldn't want a friend like that!

Rod: sh*t

#31

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 1/30/05 at 1:00am

i agree...that whole show is a giant punchline..

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awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#32

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 2/1/05 at 11:58am

"sorry kate, I masturbate"

"grab your dick and double click"

"and I cant wait to eat her **** again"

sorry, I clearly like all the dirty one's.

"No, I'll wear the purple shoes if...who painted the kitten?"

"I know put my ear-muffs on the cookie"

"what do I care about some gay guy, okay...I am trying to reeeeeeeeeda!"

Updated On: 2/1/05 at 11:58 AM

#33

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 2/1/05 at 5:09pm

When Kate Monster sees Princeton and Lucy together....

Kate: "Is she a friend of yours?"
Princeton: "Uhhh, yeah."
Kate: "Is her name Pur-pose?"

#34

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 2/1/05 at 5:12pm

-We'll be fine! Thank you! See ya!

-Hope you don't get Gonorrhea!

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Yes that's me. No, it's not a Rent homage.

#35

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 2/1/05 at 7:03pm

"Faster Princeton!"
"Lrian slow down, it's not a race!
"OHHH YEAA!"
"WHo's Your DADDY?!"
"What? Damn."
"OH!"


"Nicky that is Wrrrrong!" "No it's not!"

"See that girl walking by?" "No I think it's a guy."

#36

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 2/1/05 at 8:07pm

but now it's time to go home.
FOR POOOOORN!

so soon i'll be back in alberta!
i mean vancouver!
sh*t her name is alberta she lives in vancou--
she's my girlfriend! (and so on.)

and i'm not just some young guy who doesn't know anything. f*ck you!

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Be the change you wish to see in the world.

Updated On: 5/6/19 at 08:07 PM

#37

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 2/1/05 at 8:11pm

she lives in vancouver and sucks like a hoover!

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"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!

#38

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 2/1/05 at 10:56pm

get a job!
thank you...honey.

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Be the change you wish to see in the world.

#39

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 5/3/08 at 11:31am

Bad Idea Bears: Why don't you buy a case of beer....
Princeton: No! I'm not going to buy a case..
Bad Idea Bears: Awww.....that makes us sad
Princeton: Well...I guess I could
Bad Idea Bears: YAY! In the long run you save when buying in bulk anyway!

#40

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 5/3/08 at 12:00pm

....and then there was the line i cant remember about green pubic hair.

Here ya go.

"I went to take shower and I thought who could leave these little green on soap. They no belong to me. They no belong to Blyan. I was close to puking!"

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He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

#41

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 5/3/08 at 3:17pm

I love the Bad Idea Bears "Some days...I wish I was...DEAD!"
Also, it's not really a line, but I love the 15 minute intermission video...

Wow I love this show.

#42

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 5/3/08 at 5:27pm

ANYTHING THE BAD IDEA BEARS SAY!!!
'only certain people get addicted!'
'take money from your parents as long as possible'

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"I told you, NO Rodgers and Hammerstein!"- Bart Simpson

#43

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:26pm

Another good one:

bad idea bear: Or you could hang yourself..
bad idea bear: Yea! We found this really nice rope!
Princeton: I'm not goin to hang myself!
bad idea bear: Awwww...
Princeton: Will you guys get outta here
bad idea bear: well ok...but we'll leave the rope just in case

#44

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:33pm

"If you rearrange the letters in 'unemployed', it spells 'opportunity'!"

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"You mean what was the best picture of the year or what did they pick as the best picture of the year?" - California Suite

#45

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:42pm

"you look like David Hasslehoff"

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"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"

"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu

#46

re: Funny 'Avenue Q' Quotes?

Posted: 5/7/08 at 7:33pm

I loved the part where Kate says "is her name "purpose"? that was hysterical. And of course the bad idea bears--every one of their lines--especially, "that makes me sad", "YAAAAAAY" and "take her home--she's WASTED!".