Ha ha ha, this is cracking me up big time. Here's mine:
NO PROM: A NEW PANDEMIC
Act I:
"COVID-19 is Changing Lives"
"Just Breathe Into Your Mask"
"It's Not About Fauci" (Trump's plea to stay relevant before the 2020 election; bonus points if the cowbell solo is replaced by DT's now-iconic "bing bongs"
"Quarantine Without You"
"The Social Distancing Song"
"Flu Happened: A Series of False Trump Claims Since the New Year"
"We Look to You: An Ode to Doctor Anthony Fauci"
"Tonight Belongs to You... in At Least 18 Months"
Act II:
"Prez" (fake style, false confidence, and every bit of fake news)
"The Lady's Symptoms Are Improving" (seriously... don't give up on her yet!)
"Avoid Thy Neighbors, and Stay At Least Six Feet Apart"
"Alyssa Greene: Tales of Another COVID-19 Fatality"
"Ms. 'Rona Has Cancelled My Prom"
"Unruly Wet Market in Wuhan"
"It's Time to Pray That This Too Shall Pass"
Stand-by Joined: 4/25/16
MISS CORONA featuring
The Virus In My Mind
You Will Not Touch Me
the American Sneeze
Broadway Star Joined: 8/7/11
(Bobbie Has No) Company
Lyrics: "...out goes Company"
"Bobbie,don't come over for dinner..."
"Someone to shelter in place, someone to breathe in my face..."
"No One is Waiting"
The Band's Visit is Cancelled-featuring the song "Coro-mar Sharif"
fosterfan2 said: "No One is Waiting"
See post 24. I love your additions, though!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
You people are hilarious! (Reminds me of Mary Ann Madden's Competition in New York Magazine.)
The best I can think of is Co-Pay Me (for Company).
(I recently had to do a lot of medical appointments & co-pay seemed sooo important.)
Co-Pay Me.
Broadway Star Joined: 8/7/11
Thanks,kdogg! I also thought of "Corona Lenk". My aunt got a laugh out of that one. I'm actually a big fan of Katrina Lenk .
No Longer On The Town
Featuring…
Lonely Town (Now More Than Ever)
Ya Got Me (On Skype)
I Can Cook for One
Gabey’s Comin’ (But No Time Soon)
I Wish I Was Well
Deserted Times Square Ballet
Lucky To Be Alive
Carried Away (In a Body Bag)
I Feel Like I’m Not Out of Bed Yet (And I Just Want to Stay There)
Carnegie Hall (Is Closed)
I Understand (I Must Shelter-in-Place)
So Long, Baby (See You in the Fall)
The Real Coney Island (Is Closed to Visitors)
Come Up To My Place (But No Time Soon)
Imaginary Subway Ride & Imaginary Coney Island
Leading Actor Joined: 12/31/69
RENT
Featuring the smash hits:
RENT (How we gonna pay?)
Another Day
Today 4U
Out Tonight, Not
With a thousand sweet kisses, I’ll Covid You
On the Street
We’re Okay
Featured Actor Joined: 9/14/16
My Fair Malady
Including the songs
In the House Where I Live
I Stayed at Home Last Night
Get me to the Test on Time
Malady of La Mancha
Including the Songs
Golden Face Mask of Mambrino
Night of the Lonely Populace
Videos