Game:Retitled Quarantined Shows — Page 3

Ha ha ha, this is cracking me up big time. Here's mine:

NO PROM: A NEW PANDEMIC

Act I:

"COVID-19 is Changing Lives"

"Just Breathe Into Your Mask"

"It's Not About Fauci" (Trump's plea to stay relevant before the 2020 election; bonus points if the cowbell solo is replaced by DT's now-iconic "bing bongs"

"Quarantine Without You"

"The Social Distancing Song"

"Flu Happened: A Series of False Trump Claims Since the New Year"

"We Look to You: An Ode to Doctor Anthony Fauci"

"Tonight Belongs to You... in At Least 18 Months"

Act II:

"Prez" (fake style, false confidence, and every bit of fake news)

"The Lady's Symptoms Are Improving" (seriously... don't give up on her yet!)

"Avoid Thy Neighbors, and Stay At Least Six Feet Apart"

"Alyssa Greene: Tales of Another COVID-19 Fatality"

"Ms. 'Rona Has Cancelled My Prom"

"Unruly Wet Market in Wuhan"

"It's Time to Pray That This Too Shall Pass"

(Bobbie Has No) Company

Lyrics: "...out goes Company"

"Bobbie,don't come over for dinner..."

"Someone to shelter in place, someone to breathe in my face..."

"No One is Waiting"

The Band's Visit is Cancelled-featuring the song "Coro-mar Sharif"

Updated On: 4/6/20 at 09:01 PM

You people are hilarious! (Reminds me of Mary Ann Madden's Competition in New York Magazine.)

The best I can think of is Co-Pay Me (for Company).

(I recently had to do a lot of medical appointments & co-pay seemed sooo important.)

Co-Pay Me.

No Longer On The Town



Featuring…



Lonely Town (Now More Than Ever)

Ya Got Me (On Skype)

I Can Cook for One

Gabey’s Comin’ (But No Time Soon)

I Wish I Was Well

Deserted Times Square Ballet

Lucky To Be Alive

Carried Away (In a Body Bag)

I Feel Like I’m Not Out of Bed Yet (And I Just Want to Stay There)

Carnegie Hall (Is Closed)

I Understand (I Must Shelter-in-Place)

So Long, Baby (See You in the Fall)

The Real Coney Island (Is Closed to Visitors)

Come Up To My Place (But No Time Soon)

Imaginary Subway Ride & Imaginary Coney Island

My Fair Malady

Including the songs

In the House Where I Live

I Stayed at Home Last Night

Get me to the Test on Time

Malady of La Mancha

Including the Songs

Golden Face Mask of Mambrino

Night of the Lonely Populace