Game:Retitled Quarantined Shows- Page 2

[Stage Door Sally]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 10:05am

URINVIRUSTOWN

Featuring the hits:

'It's Not A Privilege To Pee (That God Damned Toilet Paper Song)'

'Mr. Cladwell's Got A Bad Smell'

'Snuff... And Sanitize That Girl'

'Tell Her I Love Her, Because I'm Not Allowed Within 6 Feet Of Her'

'Cough Song'

Updated On: 3/17/20 at 10:05 AM

[denali.fire]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 10:36am

I'm thinking about Monty Python opening scene

Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!

Updated On: 3/17/20 at 10:36 AM

[CT2NYC]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 10:53am

JBroadway said: "taboo123 said: "THE SOUND OF MUCOUS

“I am 16 Going on Quarantine”
“My Favorite Things” (The Toilet Paper Song)
“The Lonely Goatherd”
“So Long, Farewell .. it’s 8pm”


Hilarious! But can't believe you missed "How Do Solve a Problem Like Corona?"

"

Randy Rainbow should record "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Corona?" It's perfect!

[Miles2Go2]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 1:01pm

Hello, Doxycycline

Featuring:

Call on Doxycycline
I Don’t Put My Hand In
It Takes A Woman (named Dr. Birx)
Put on Your Sunday Clothes (and Stay Home)
(Don’t Touch) Ribbons Down My Back
Dancing (by Myself)
There Will Be No Parade Passing By
Penny in My Pocket (Might Have COVID-19 on it)
It Only Takes a Moment (to catch the virus)
So Long Dearie
Finale

[Miles2Go2]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 1:17pm

COVID-AGO

Featuring:

Covid Tango
When You’re Good To Mama (You Quit Visiting Her)
Oxy(gen)
Mister Cellophane

[Miles2Go2]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 1:24pm

Eff This (Formerly: Memphis)

Featuring:

(Don’t) Scratch My Itch
Ain’t But a Kiss (of Death)
She’s my Tester
Say a Prayer
Stand Up (if you’re not short of breath)
Don’t Tear Down The House (I’m quarantined right now)
Steal Your Rock ‘n’ Roll (of Toilet Paper)

Posted: 3/17/20 at 1:32pm

COVIDBARET!

With the unforgettable hits:

ILL-Covid
Don’t Touch Mama
Perfectly Marvelous Confinement
Two Ladies 10 feet Apart
It Couldn’t Wheeze Me More
Tomorrow Belongs to Febreeze
Money Makes the World Stop Round
If You Could See Her (Through my Mask)

[Miles2Go2]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 1:33pm

Spider-man: Turn on the Dark

Featuring:

Boy Coughs Into His Thigh

I Walk Away Quickly (Say It Now)

Bouncing Off The Walls (Quarantine Song)

If The World Should End

A Freak Like Me Needs Company (but I’m self distancing right now so don’t come closer)

 

Posted: 3/17/20 at 1:39pm

PIPPED - IN

With the unforgettable signature hits:

Tragic To Do
CoroRona of My Eye
War is a A Science
Simple Joys
No Time At All
With You ( at a healthy distance)
Spread a Little Lysol
Morning Cold

Glove Song
On The Subway Track
Guess I’ll Miss the Man
Finale
 

Updated On: 3/17/20 at 01:39 PM

[Miles2Go2]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 1:53pm

Okay, only one more for now (I promise):

Don’t Kiss Me, Kate

Featuring:

Another Op’nin’, Another Closing
Why Can’t You Behave (And Stay Home)
Wunder-bar (is Closed Until Further Notice)
So in Glove
We (Never) Open in Venice
Tom, Dick or Harry (can’t come over right now)
I’ve Come to Wive it Unhealthily in Padua
I Hate COVID
Were Thine That Special Face (keep it 6 feet away from me)
Too Darn Hot (104°)
Where Is That Life That Late I Led

[Stage Door Sally]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 3:01pm

Miles2Go2 said: "Hello, Doxycycline

Featuring:

Call on Doxycycline
I Don’t Put My Hand In
It Takes A Woman (named Dr. Birx)
Put on Your Sunday Clothes (and Stay Home)
(Don’t Touch) Ribbons Down My Back
Dancing (by Myself)
There Will Be No Parade Passing By
Penny in My Pocket (Might Have COVID-19 on it)
It Only Takes a Moment (to catch the virus)
So Long Dearie
Finale"

hhahahahahaahhahaa!

[Charley Kringas Inc]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 3:15pm

kdogg36 said: "Company!?

featuring:

”Have I Got a Test For You”

”No One Is Waiting”

”Another Two People” (just got off of the train)*

”The Ladies Who Practice Social Distancing”



* This idea was stolen from a post on the other board."

Don't forget "(Not) Getting COVID Today"

Today is for Amy!

I send you my love

From my half of the house

You just got back from China

Your bedroom is a hot spot

Today is for Amy

My happily quarantined spouse

[Miles2Go2]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 6:28pm

Fiddler on the Roof (which is at least Six Feet Away From Everyone)

Featuring:

If I Were a Rich Man (I could get a test)
To Death
Tevye’s Nightmare
Funeral Celebration and Bottle Dance (Don’t Drink After Me)
Do You Love Me? (Then Stay 6 Feet Away)
Chava Nightmare Sequence

[Miles2Go2]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 6:38pm

Quaran-Tina

Featuring:

(Don’t You Dare Go Beyond) Nutbush City Limits
Don’t Turn Around (and Cough on Me)
It’s Not Gonna Work Out Fine
Let’s Stay At Least Six Feet Apart
River Deep - Mountain High (A Good Guess About How Far to Stay Away From Me)
Proud Typhoid Mary
I Don’t Wanna Fight (I Might Catch Something From You)
Private Dancer
Closed Arms
What’s Glove Got To Do With It
We Need Another Hero
(Simply) The Worst

[uncageg]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 6:52pm

Pandamilton

featuring the song, "Oh Sh*t Didn't Get My Shot"

Posted: 3/17/20 at 6:52pm

BLOODY BLOODY RONA JACKSON

Isolation Yea Yea
I’m Not that Guy
Illness as a Metaphor
I’m So That Guy
Ten Little Wuhans
The Corona Bargain
The Great Coronarise
No Public Life
Crisis Not Averted
The Saddest Shutdown

[CT2NYC]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 7:08pm

Ain't Too Proud to Hoard Toilet Paper featuring "I Can't Get Next to You" (no retitle needed for that song)

[Miles2Go2]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 7:09pm

Jagged Spittle Pill

Featuring:

(Virus Moves) Right Through You
All I Really Want (Is To Not infect my Grandma)
Hand In My Pocket (I’m Not Shaking Yours)
Grimacing
Lancer’s Funeral (So Impure)
That I Would Not Die
(I Hope I) Wake Up
Not The Doctor (She Refuses To See Me)
Dread Over COVID
Uninfected
Scary Jane
F**k You
You Germ

[CT2NYC]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 7:16pm

American Idiot Thinks the Coronavirus Is Being Blown Out of Proportion featuring "Wake Me Up When September Ends (Because Broadway Will Be Closed Until Then)"

[Miles2Go2]

Posted: 3/17/20 at 7:32pm

Sick

Featuring:

Dead Wives
Don’t Touch Your Head
Start of Zone
Get Away
I Need Your Glove
Sick

[denali.fire]

Posted: 3/18/20 at 9:09am

I'm not singing Happy Birthday or any show tune while. Washing my hands

I'm exercising an abundance of caution and singing
100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

[bjh2114]

Posted: 3/18/20 at 12:44pm

taboo123 said: "THE SOUND OF MUCOUS

“I am 16 Going on Quarantine”
“My Favorite Things” (The Toilet Paper Song)
“The Lonely Goatherd”
“So Long, Farewell .. it’s 8pm” "

Bitch, "The Lonely Goatherd" made me CACKLE. You got me good, gal.

[Sutton Ross]

Posted: 4/5/20 at 11:57pm

[BroadwayBrat]

Posted: 4/6/20 at 7:22pm

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Face Mask! 

[sabrelady]

Posted: 4/6/20 at 7:48pm