May I cut in?
Here's a good one that happened to me the last time I went to New York. My parents and I got tickets in advance to see Bombay Dreams in previews and about five minutes after we sit down, I'm looking through the program to see if I recognize anybody and my mother nudges me and says, "Honey who is that? He looks familiar." I look up to see who she is talking about and it's a little old man in a cardign helping his wife down the aisle. IT'S TOM MEEHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
So then during intermission my mom goes to get a key chain and she comes back and says,"Honey he's right out there. Do you want to go see him?" You didn't have to tell me twice!
I walk out and I see him talking to another man who looks remotely familiar and ask, "Excuse me sir, are you Mr. Meehan?"
He replied, "Yes I am"
Very fast and excited I respond: "Could/you/please/sign/my/program/I'm/a/huge/Hairhopper!!!"
He looked very surprised and said "Well sure! So you like Baltimore and all that?"
Me, very articulately: "Uhuh"
And then he says "Oh and this is Don Black, he wrote the lyrics"
Don Black? Well of course I know he collaborated with ALW on some shows so I said, "Oh hi! Didn't you write Phantom?"
Mr. Black: "No, but I've seen Phantom and enjoyed it"
Me turn beat red but I recover enough to say "Well can you sign too, I mean you wrote tonight's show anyway" and thank the Lord he laughed.
So when both of them were done, I shook Mr. Black's hand and...gave Mr. Meehan a hugh

. He said thank you and hugged me back and said: "Enjoy Act 2!!!"
Still on Cloud 9 Room 10, I flip through my Playbill and see that Don Black wrote the lyrics to Sunset Blvd, Song & Dance, Aspects of Love, and won 1 Oscar, 2 Tonys, 1 Golden Globe etc. I feel like a moron.