Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#1
Posted: 9/13/12 at 1:25am
School starts tomorrow! Hope you like New York and don't end up in a 6th story walkup one night auditioning for a movie for a guy you met at Grays Papaya.
Ok, I lied. I hope you do end up doing that.
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#2
Posted: 9/13/12 at 9:40amThat won't happen because there aren't any good show tunes about date rape.
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#2
Posted: 9/13/12 at 10:08am^ But 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' could do nicely!
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
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Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#4
Posted: 9/13/12 at 10:22amShe can recall the experience in a quick cut montage during dance class while singing I Am Easily Assimilated from Candide.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#5
Posted: 9/13/12 at 10:29amThere could be a faux-indie acoustic version of "Point of No Return" in a lower key
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#6
Posted: 9/13/12 at 10:52amCutting between that and Kurt at a club dressed as an angel, slow motion dancing to techno music while snorting coke from random stranger.
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#7
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:09amOh, hell. Let's just have a tribute episode to "Velvet Goldmine!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#10
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:12amIn all seriousness (seriosity?), Darren Criss singing "Hot One" and "Ballad of Maxwell Demon" would be fantastic.
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#11
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:16amThen we see Rachel (mascara running, hair ruffled, one high heel shoe) walking down the street in the rain past a mugging and a shooting (this is New York, afterall) singing "Walking in Memphis" and as the song comes to an end cut to Kurt lying in the alley outside the club, blood gushing from his nose... "in the middle of the pouring.....rain"
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#13
Posted: 9/13/12 at 11:22am
And then end the scene with Japanese tourists taking a picture of him lying on the ground.
Commercial.
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#14
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:00pmThat's every Ryan Murphy show except Glee, actually.
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Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#16
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:17pmWatching Leslie Grossman in a bit part on NEW NORMAL made me weep for POPULAR.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#17
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:31pmNo one says, "Shut your dirty whore mouth, player player" quite like Leslie
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#18
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:33pmShe can sing that cut-out from THE ACT, "Please Sir, Thank You Very Much, Sir" after the Grays Papaya encounter.
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#19
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:36pmI'll bet anything that we'll hear every single song from FAME over the next season.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#21
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:40pmI earnestly believe that Rachel will have some trite audition/agent meeting where she will have her own Coco undressing or casting couch moment. The bad, bad man will accuse of her not being edgy enough. Then, after a talk with Finn, she will rise above it, singing Kelly Clarkson's "Dark Side"
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#22
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:42pmAnd the entire Glee club will fly up to New York and sing "Hold On" to her.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#23
Posted: 9/13/12 at 12:45pm
And then rush the bad, bad office singing Katy Perry's "Part of Me" and either subsequently rush a nicer office and get work there, or the bad, bad man will redeem himself.
And then the chorus girl the bad, bad man was sleeping with will get back into her drugs.
Good Luck At NYADA, Rachel Berry!#24
Posted: 9/13/12 at 1:04pm
I hope Kurt will show up at NYADA and go all Shirley Mullholland on Rachel.
F*ck you, LeroyRachel! This was my audition,remember? You're not into high school. We were rehearsing to get me into this school, not you, you f*cker! It's not fair! I didn't want to come here anyway. This school sucks. You've done me a favor, sh*thead. You saved me four f*cking years from this *ss-licking school! You looking at one happy lady guy!Who wants to go to a f*cking school to learn to danceact, anyway?
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