Since you've made such shallow assumptions, maybe I should assume that you are a 16 year old pimply hag who has never met a donut she didn't like, and that your buffalo butt is so big you can't wipe it and you have to buy two seats for any show you see, who thinks Miss Brittney Spears and Celine Dion are the modern masters of music and whose idea of a glamerous night on the town is a super size Big Mac Meal...but I won't stoop to your level.
True? Maybe. Maybe not. How would I know. I never met you (thank god), and never will (double thank God.)
Moral of this story...don't assume. It just makes you look stupider than you already look by shilling about Brooklyn all day and all night.
Matt Rogers, You officially win for making me laugh so hard that I cried!!! DAMN YOU KNOW ME LIKE A BOOK!!!!
P.S.
Matt, I don't think you are a very nice person by making fun of the overweight community. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Updated On: 10/25/04 at 05:55 PM