I managed to make it through the first act, and fled at the break. I was not alone. I had the bad luck to get a front row seat. People behind me were saying loudly, "We're in the second row, we can't leave. Cookies, anyone? We've got three hours to go!" They were saying this LOUDLY, as if they wanted the cast to hear it.
No, I'm not making that up. I almost said, "Look, I'm in the front row, and I'm splitting."
One of the worst 90 minutes I've ever spent in a theatre. Anson Mount hasn't really mastered his lines yet. Lilli Taylor could probably make an effective Christine at some point, but a lot more rehearsal is going to be needed. And Jena Malone is a disaster, a completely one note performance, a study in bratty petulance that goes nowhere fast, and is all wrong: she's just plain in over her head. The actor playing Ezra Mannon was pretty embarassing: his death scene is like something out of THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN. His fingers and toes were visibly twitching long after he is supposed to be stone dead. Folks, either tell the guy to keep still, or play the scene under a blanket.
Ms. Taylor got in a couple of good moments, but she doesn't seem to realize that she's playing the matron of a great family, the leading family in her New England town. She walks around with no grace or dignity at all, smoking cigarettes and leaving no doubt in anyone's mind that she's capable of humping the daylights out of some sailor who may or may not be distantly related.
The play creaks, there's no doubt about it, and they didn't find any way to make it work.
Of course I only saw the first of the three parts. They may have hit bold new highs of genius in the rest of the play(s).
That said, I'd say to save your money. I went with a friend who is the soul of generosity and patience when it comes to theatre. He said, "I work too hard, I'm too damn busy to sit through three more hours of this crap," which trust me is like Mother Teresa getting fed up and taking out some assholes with an ouzi.
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Updated On: 2/4/09 at 10:38 PM