Well, because "There is a black woman inside the soul of every gay man" I think the short fat muse should be a gay guy. Can't you see it he would get the best lines.
"Honey, you meann HUNK-ules"
"And this perfect package
Packed a pair of pretty pecs"
"You know just because you put a smiley face after it doesn't change the fact that it was an a-hole comment." ~ Sumofallthings