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How often is Jerby out of JERBY: FULLY LOADED?
#25re: How often is Jerby out of JERBY: FULLY LOADED?
Posted: 4/12/06 at 4:35pmHarris, I think he's saying that porn stars get free backstage tours. Especially if they put out.
yr ronin,
joey
joey
#26re: How often is Jerby out of JERBY: FULLY LOADED?
Posted: 4/12/06 at 4:38pmI've got table 45, seat 6 reserved. Is that any good? Can you see the whole stage? Will the box office give me a refund if I can't see everything?
#27re: How often is Jerby out of JERBY: FULLY LOADED?
Posted: 4/12/06 at 4:38pm
There's a lovely banquet with nice cushions in my dressing room 
#28re: How often is Jerby out of JERBY: FULLY LOADED?
Posted: 4/12/06 at 4:46pm
I don't mind if Jerby keeps the wig with the dreadlocks, but he may have to shave that body hair. At least he still does the yell at the end.
Do you guys think I should go see Fully Loaded or Spamalot?
yr ronin,
joey
joey
#29re: How often is Jerby out of JERBY: FULLY LOADED?
Posted: 4/12/06 at 4:46pmWhat's the Backstage Doorman like? Do you think he can get me a lock of Jerby's hair?
Hamlet's father.
#30re: How often is Jerby out of JERBY: FULLY LOADED?
Posted: 4/12/06 at 4:48pmI'm just so sick of the the jerby corporation taking over new york city. Isn't there enough Jerby at this club and at that club. Do we really need ANOTHER Jerby show? And I'll tell you - if there are any obstructed seats there's going to be hell to pay. I also think that being such a large corporation, that ticket prices should be discounted during previews. And why did Jerby switch his lottery system to one just for students.
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#31re: How often is Jerby out of JERBY: FULLY LOADED?
Posted: 4/12/06 at 4:51pm
I hear Star Jones fills in for him when he gets tired...or wait...was it bigfoot...
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
Updated On: 4/12/06 at 04:51 PM
#32how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 4:57pm
omg, i was at the show the last time he botherd to show up and outside the stagedoor (the backdoor of course) there was this handicapped kid in a wheelchair with down's syndrome and he was totally like dressed just like jerby right down to the cowboy hat. he couldn't really speak but he was making sounds that sounded just like he could have been maybe saying, "i love you, jerby." but i'm not sure, it could have been something else, there were a lot of trucks on the street that night and there was this crazy guy who was shouting from across the street "candygram for mongo" over and over and over again. such drama. but anyway, when jerby came out, the kid just totally lit up and was like bouncing in his chair. that's when it got ugly.
jerby walked over and the kid had a sharpie and a poster. he took the sharpie and it looked like he was going to sign the poster when all of the sudden he just took off running. with the kid's sharpie! well, i mean the kid was pretty good and he took off in that whelchair right after jerby and i know he was shouting, "my sharpie, give me back my sharpie!"
jerby was laughing maniacally the whole time. the kid almost caught him, but that slick mr. jerby jumped an open manhole and the poor kid just got swallowed up. some people ran to try to help the kid, but by then the gators in the sewer had already gotten him.
i really liked jerby before, but now i don't know what to think.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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Updated On: 4/12/06 at 04:57 PM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#34how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:03pmAny word on who will play jerby when the tour comes to Chicago? I REALLY hate it when I get a touring cast that's total ****e.
#35how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:05pmI was there that night, papa, and you couldn't be more wrong. That kid was one of those Jerbyholic freaks who come every night and memorize the show. Scary, stalker people. He got what he deserved.
#36how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:06pmThere are nasty rumors the tour will be non-Equity!!
#37how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:06pmDid you ever get your sharpie back?
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#38how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:07pmNon-Equity?! The story of my friggin life! Guess I'm gonna have to haul a$$ to NYC for this one.
#39how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:09pm
I'm so happy Jerby is back on the stage. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed The Apprentice: Jerby, and felt that it was a good transition after the prison stint, but the stage really is his first love.
Papa - stop saying such hurtful things.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#40how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:09pmWhen are auditions? OMG, I could so play this part. Let's all post our audition stories when it happens. I got 17 callbacks last time, and the director really liked me, so we'll see.
#41how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:12pm
omg! the defenders will excuse anything! he was directly rsponsible for a sewer alligator eating a kid in a wheelchair! i don't care if he was a jerbyholic, you have to draw the line somewhere.
plus it totally makes sense that it'd be a non-union tour, because jerby's always been about screwing the performers and the audience.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#42how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:16pmwill ther be a cast cd i am still pissed of that lennon and good vibrations and in my life and i hope all the new shows now on broadway get cast cd's like ring of fire.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#43how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:18pmI'm not going if this is another sad attempt at creating a show based on a movie or if it's a jukebox musical. Does anyone know if this show is 100 percent original?
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#44how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:35pmCraig, I heard it's more like a combination of the sitcoms of Bette Midler and Kristin Chenoweth, featuring the music of LaToya Jackson.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#45how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 5:56pmI heard a rumor that Jerby is up for the role of Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady. I think that's s*** because I heard that he auditioned for Christine in Phantom (I LOVE Phantom) and the casting directors actually told him he can't sing. But he does kind of look like Audrey Hepburn and I bet he could act the hell out of the part.
yr ronin,
joey
joey
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Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#46how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 6:44pmThe tour will be non-Equity.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#47how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 7:31pmIf it's non-equity, I refuse to pay more than $50 a seat.
Hamlet's father.
#48how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 7:47pm
Yeah, but I keep hearing that Petula Clark wants to do the tour, so it's possible it will be Equity.
Of course, it's always possible the show will just do Vegas instead, adding nude dancers and special FX.
#49how often is jerby out of jerby:fully loaded
Posted: 4/12/06 at 8:12pm
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