omg, i was at the show the last time he botherd to show up and outside the stagedoor (the backdoor of course) there was this handicapped kid in a wheelchair with down's syndrome and he was totally like dressed just like jerby right down to the cowboy hat. he couldn't really speak but he was making sounds that sounded just like he could have been maybe saying, "i love you, jerby." but i'm not sure, it could have been something else, there were a lot of trucks on the street that night and there was this crazy guy who was shouting from across the street "candygram for mongo" over and over and over again. such drama. but anyway, when jerby came out, the kid just totally lit up and was like bouncing in his chair. that's when it got ugly.
jerby walked over and the kid had a sharpie and a poster. he took the sharpie and it looked like he was going to sign the poster when all of the sudden he just took off running. with the kid's sharpie! well, i mean the kid was pretty good and he took off in that whelchair right after jerby and i know he was shouting, "my sharpie, give me back my sharpie!"
jerby was laughing maniacally the whole time. the kid almost caught him, but that slick mr. jerby jumped an open manhole and the poor kid just got swallowed up. some people ran to try to help the kid, but by then the gators in the sewer had already gotten him.
i really liked jerby before, but now i don't know what to think.
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he was the gimmicky sort
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Updated On: 4/12/06 at 04:57 PM
