How to Succeed Stage Door- Page 2

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:45pm

Thanks for signing up to share that with us, HoHo.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:47pm

JojoBroadway, you are too precious for words. There are so many things I can suggest that you do with yourself--and none of them would be comfortable.

[JojoBroadway]

Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:48pm

I don't know you Jordan but I am sure you are too old for that type of behavior. Its like talking to my daughter when she is having a hissy fit.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:52pm

....and your daughter is 72 years old? (How old does that make you, Jojo?)

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:53pm

That's because I am your teenage daughter. And now that you know it's me Mom, I have something to tell you.

1) I hate you.
2) Dad left because of you, not me.
3) I found your copies of Barely Legal in your closet. You're sick.
4) You need to learn to clear your browser history because like I said above, you're one sick piece of trash. (Snakes don't go in places like that. Seriously, I've tried)
5) Those condoms you found in my room weren't my friends that I was holding for her. They're mine. I use them every night and make a damn good living doing it.
6) Grandma told me about what you used to do with cucumbers.
7) Grandpa told me what he and Grandma used to do with those cucumbers.
8 ) Sometimes when you're sleeping I stand over you and imagine what you'd look like dressed as a clown named JoJo. Oh, wait...
9) The reason I throw hissy fits is because I can't stand to hear you call my friends the "N" word.
10) What is the "N" word?

Updated On: 1/8/12 at 03:53 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/8/12 at 4:06pm

Absolutely brilliant, Jordan...and probably true.

[pitfever]

Posted: 1/8/12 at 11:19pm

AC126748, we may disagree on this issue, but for calling me an ignorance just shows how classy you are.