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How to Succeed Stage Door
How to Succeed Stage Door #25
Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:45pmThanks for signing up to share that with us, HoHo.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
How to Succeed Stage Door #26
Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:47pmJojoBroadway, you are too precious for words. There are so many things I can suggest that you do with yourself--and none of them would be comfortable.
How to Succeed Stage Door #27
Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:48pmI don't know you Jordan but I am sure you are too old for that type of behavior. Its like talking to my daughter when she is having a hissy fit.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
How to Succeed Stage Door #28
Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:52pm....and your daughter is 72 years old? (How old does that make you, Jojo?)
How to Succeed Stage Door #29
Posted: 1/8/12 at 3:53pm
That's because I am your teenage daughter. And now that you know it's me Mom, I have something to tell you.
1) I hate you.
2) Dad left because of you, not me.
3) I found your copies of Barely Legal in your closet. You're sick.
4) You need to learn to clear your browser history because like I said above, you're one sick piece of trash. (Snakes don't go in places like that. Seriously, I've tried)
5) Those condoms you found in my room weren't my friends that I was holding for her. They're mine. I use them every night and make a damn good living doing it.
6) Grandma told me about what you used to do with cucumbers.
7) Grandpa told me what he and Grandma used to do with those cucumbers.
8 ) Sometimes when you're sleeping I stand over you and imagine what you'd look like dressed as a clown named JoJo. Oh, wait...
9) The reason I throw hissy fits is because I can't stand to hear you call my friends the "N" word.
10) What is the "N" word?
Updated On: 1/8/12 at 03:53 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
How to Succeed Stage Door #30
Posted: 1/8/12 at 4:06pmAbsolutely brilliant, Jordan...and probably true.
How to Succeed Stage Door #31
Posted: 1/8/12 at 11:19pmAC126748, we may disagree on this issue, but for calling me an ignorance just shows how classy you are.
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