*takes a snort of crushed Flintstones vitamins*
for the record, do not, I repeat DO NOT try to be cute by placing your drink on her head. she hates that.
"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys."
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep.
Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse,
till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers