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Posted: 4/26/11 at 9:33pm
They filmed Lombardi tonight for the Lincoln Center archives...
and sitting right there in the front row - directly ACROSS from the main camera, was a woman TEXTING on her VERY bright iPhone through the show...
THE NIGHT THEY FILMED!! What the hell is WRONG with people??!!??
I tried to catch her after the show to give her a piece of my mind, but couldn't... so here's what I WOULD have said to you if I had caught you, you stupid biatch:
You dumb COW! They were FILMING for the archives tonight! How EFFING important were your G.D. texts that you had to sit there with your brightly lit phone, disrupting the actors on THE NIGHT THEIR PERFORMANCES WERE SAVED FOR ALL TIME? You stupid ignorant piece of swamp trash. How effing DARE you! Who the hell do you think you ARE to sit in the front row of ANY show and TEXT, much less during one that's being FILMED?!?! Do you have ANY common sense, you mental midget satanic afterbirth swillin' loser from hell? Not ONLY is it not fair to the actors, but now, for all of history, whenever people want to study Lombardi (and they will), and they go to the archives to watch it, they will not only see Dan Lauria and Judith Light giving the performances of their careers, but they'll also see the bright glow of your G.D. phone you stupid heffer nincompoop piece of garbage Ho bag from the nether regions of Hades!! What could be THAT damned important that you had to be THAT inconsiderate during a SHORT ONE ACT PLAY? I pray that you NEVER disgrace a theater with your presence AGAIN, until you LEARN some manners, you big fat sow's ass waste of human flesh!! You owe every audience member, every actor, and the history of theater a huge whopping apology for your actions tonight, you trilobite of human existence!! May your vagina be eaten by flesh eating maggots.
And a P.S. to you dumbasses who just HAD to leave the theater during the curtain calls: You TOO will now be seen for all time as the jackasses who couldn't wait another 2 minutes to get to their subways, to THANK the actors for their hard work with a round of well deserved applause. I hope you all ended up on subways that broke down, got flat tires and hit every light on the way back to Massapequa, Secaucus, or wherever the hell you came in from! CURTAIN CALLS ARE PART OF THE SHOW YOU MORON'S!! AND IF YOU EVER DARE TO LEAVE A SHOW DURING CURTAIN CALLS THAT I'M AT AND YOU'RE IN MY ROW, YOU CAN COUNT ON BEING TRIPPED AS YOU PASS ME BY!!!!
There, I've now vented...
But Jesus, why are some people SOOOOO effing STUPID and inconsiderate!!??!!
and sitting right there in the front row - directly ACROSS from the main camera, was a woman TEXTING on her VERY bright iPhone through the show...
THE NIGHT THEY FILMED!! What the hell is WRONG with people??!!??
I tried to catch her after the show to give her a piece of my mind, but couldn't... so here's what I WOULD have said to you if I had caught you, you stupid biatch:
You dumb COW! They were FILMING for the archives tonight! How EFFING important were your G.D. texts that you had to sit there with your brightly lit phone, disrupting the actors on THE NIGHT THEIR PERFORMANCES WERE SAVED FOR ALL TIME? You stupid ignorant piece of swamp trash. How effing DARE you! Who the hell do you think you ARE to sit in the front row of ANY show and TEXT, much less during one that's being FILMED?!?! Do you have ANY common sense, you mental midget satanic afterbirth swillin' loser from hell? Not ONLY is it not fair to the actors, but now, for all of history, whenever people want to study Lombardi (and they will), and they go to the archives to watch it, they will not only see Dan Lauria and Judith Light giving the performances of their careers, but they'll also see the bright glow of your G.D. phone you stupid heffer nincompoop piece of garbage Ho bag from the nether regions of Hades!! What could be THAT damned important that you had to be THAT inconsiderate during a SHORT ONE ACT PLAY? I pray that you NEVER disgrace a theater with your presence AGAIN, until you LEARN some manners, you big fat sow's ass waste of human flesh!! You owe every audience member, every actor, and the history of theater a huge whopping apology for your actions tonight, you trilobite of human existence!! May your vagina be eaten by flesh eating maggots.
And a P.S. to you dumbasses who just HAD to leave the theater during the curtain calls: You TOO will now be seen for all time as the jackasses who couldn't wait another 2 minutes to get to their subways, to THANK the actors for their hard work with a round of well deserved applause. I hope you all ended up on subways that broke down, got flat tires and hit every light on the way back to Massapequa, Secaucus, or wherever the hell you came in from! CURTAIN CALLS ARE PART OF THE SHOW YOU MORON'S!! AND IF YOU EVER DARE TO LEAVE A SHOW DURING CURTAIN CALLS THAT I'M AT AND YOU'RE IN MY ROW, YOU CAN COUNT ON BEING TRIPPED AS YOU PASS ME BY!!!!
There, I've now vented...
But Jesus, why are some people SOOOOO effing STUPID and inconsiderate!!??!!
