If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

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If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 5:37pm

I know this is random, but I got to thinking one day, "What if Broadway stars played stars on the Food Network?" Then I got to thinking Sutton Foster could play Rachael Ray, Jayne Houdyshell could play Paula Deen. Just a fun little thought. Post your thoughts here!

#2

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:08pm

James Gandolfini could play Emeril Lagasse, BAM!
Megan Hilty could play Sandra Lee
Savannah Wise could play Giada De Laurentiis
Nathan Lane could play Mario Batali

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re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:11pm

hunter foster- alton brown
laura bell bundy- sandra lee
stephanie j block- giada de laurentiis

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re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:27pm

Laura Benanti as Giada

Updated On: 7/27/09 at 06:27 PM

#5

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:32pm

Liza as Ina Garten

#6

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:37pm

Tyne Daly as Paula Deen.

#7

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:38pm

Giada DeLaurentis--Laura Benanti

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re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:39pm

NLB as Tyler Florence

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re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:41pm

I don't know your Food Network, but I like your game. Barret Foa is everything Jamie Oliver should be, instead of the unlikable fat-tongued mockney *ahem* he is. Do you have anyone suitably craggy enough for Gordon Ramsay? Thought I had someone for Nigella Lawson, but it's gone. I guess it'll come back around 3am or something stupid.

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#10

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:47pm

Luara Bell Bundy=Sandra Lee
Giada Delruentis (sp?)=Steph Block

#11

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:53pm

Patti Lupone as the snobby bitch from 'The Challenge'

#12

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:56pm

YES!!! I was trying to think of something for Patti! However, she would need an accent for that role and if the revival of SWEENEY has taught us anything - Patti don't do no accents.

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re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 7:29pm

Ann Harada as that grumpy (original FujiTV) Iron Chef judge. the one at the end of the table who was an astrologer.

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#14

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 7:54pm

Ann Harada as Debbie, who just got voted off Food Network Star.

Marc Kudisch as Bobby Flay?

#15

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:11pm

Andrew Kober - Alton Brown
Laura Benanti - Giada Di Laurentiis
Faith Prince - Ina Garten
Rondi Reed - Paula Deen

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re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:29pm

Patrick Wilson as Tyler Florence

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#17

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:33pm

Weez,

Jeremy Piven for Gordon Ramsay

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re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:35pm

Laura Benanti - Giada di Laurentiis

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re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:36pm

Theater Dork,

Patti LuPone as Kerry Vincent is spot on!!!

#20

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:42pm

I wanted to snap her in half when they were doing the Shrek cakes.

"First it looked like a dog, then it was an horse, & now it looks like a donkey"

& the girl had that best comeback

"Yeah, that's why it's called a process & not the finished result."

#21

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:52pm

TheatreDork2 -

Why that lady was criticizing the process was beyond me. The girl was so right.

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#22

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:54pm

She is such a bitch. I was watching the episode afterwards & they were making Ice Age cakes. One girl was carving Manny out of cake & the bitch was complaining because her workspace was dirty (Covered in cake pieces).

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re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 9:11pm

I was watching the Sesame Street episode and me and my mom were pretty much yelling at the TV because of her comments. I have never heard her say a nice thing during the show!

This thread is brilliant BTW!

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#24

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 9:20pm

Who for the two judges on The Next Food Network Star besdies Bobby Flay?

#25

re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars

Posted: 7/27/09 at 9:35pm

TNFNS Judges:

Jonathan Pryce as Bob Tuschman
Bernadette Peters as Sue Fogelson