If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
#1If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 5:37pmI know this is random, but I got to thinking one day, "What if Broadway stars played stars on the Food Network?" Then I got to thinking Sutton Foster could play Rachael Ray, Jayne Houdyshell could play Paula Deen. Just a fun little thought. Post your thoughts here!
Stage Door Sally
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/09
#2re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:08pm
James Gandolfini could play Emeril Lagasse, BAM!
Megan Hilty could play Sandra Lee
Savannah Wise could play Giada De Laurentiis
Nathan Lane could play Mario Batali
dkonbroadway
Swing Joined: 12/6/05
#2re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:11pm
hunter foster- alton brown
laura bell bundy- sandra lee
stephanie j block- giada de laurentiis
#3re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:27pm
Laura Benanti as Giada
Updated On: 7/27/09 at 06:27 PM
brochatkid
Stand-by Joined: 5/10/08
#6re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:38pm
Giada DeLaurentis--Laura Benanti
#7re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:39pmNLB as Tyler Florence
#8re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:41pm
I don't know your Food Network, but I like your game. Barret Foa is everything Jamie Oliver should be, instead of the unlikable fat-tongued mockney *ahem* he is. Do you have anyone suitably craggy enough for Gordon Ramsay? Thought I had someone for Nigella Lawson, but it's gone. I guess it'll come back around 3am or something stupid.
#9re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:47pm
Luara Bell Bundy=Sandra Lee
Giada Delruentis (sp?)=Steph Block
TheatreDork2
Leading Actor Joined: 7/21/09
#10re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:53pmPatti Lupone as the snobby bitch from 'The Challenge'
#11re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 6:56pmYES!!! I was trying to think of something for Patti! However, she would need an accent for that role and if the revival of SWEENEY has taught us anything - Patti don't do no accents.
#12re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 7:29pmAnn Harada as that grumpy (original FujiTV) Iron Chef judge. the one at the end of the table who was an astrologer.
#13re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 7:54pm
Ann Harada as Debbie, who just got voted off Food Network Star.
Marc Kudisch as Bobby Flay?
Sondheim_Geek
Broadway Star Joined: 2/20/07
#14re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:11pm
Andrew Kober - Alton Brown
Laura Benanti - Giada Di Laurentiis
Faith Prince - Ina Garten
Rondi Reed - Paula Deen
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#15re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:29pmPatrick Wilson as Tyler Florence
Stage Door Sally
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/09
#16re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:33pm
Weez,
Jeremy Piven for Gordon Ramsay
millie_dillmount
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
#17re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:35pmLaura Benanti - Giada di Laurentiis
Stage Door Sally
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/09
#18re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:36pm
Theater Dork,
Patti LuPone as Kerry Vincent is spot on!!!
TheatreDork2
Leading Actor Joined: 7/21/09
#19re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:42pm
I wanted to snap her in half when they were doing the Shrek cakes.
"First it looked like a dog, then it was an horse, & now it looks like a donkey"
& the girl had that best comeback
"Yeah, that's why it's called a process & not the finished result."
millie_dillmount
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/22/04
#20re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:52pm
TheatreDork2 -
Why that lady was criticizing the process was beyond me. The girl was so right.
TheatreDork2
Leading Actor Joined: 7/21/09
#21re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 8:54pmShe is such a bitch. I was watching the episode afterwards & they were making Ice Age cakes. One girl was carving Manny out of cake & the bitch was complaining because her workspace was dirty (Covered in cake pieces).
#22re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 9:11pm
I was watching the Sesame Street episode and me and my mom were pretty much yelling at the TV because of her comments. I have never heard her say a nice thing during the show!
This thread is brilliant BTW! 
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#23re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 9:20pmWho for the two judges on The Next Food Network Star besdies Bobby Flay?
Stage Door Sally
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/09
#24re: If Broadway Stars were Food Network Stars
Posted: 7/27/09 at 9:35pm
TNFNS Judges:
Jonathan Pryce as Bob Tuschman
Bernadette Peters as Sue Fogelson
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