If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

#1

If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 4:52pm

As a gag, I would love to be presenting Best Musical & after opening the envelope say:The Winner is Lestat

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#2

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 4:54pm

Oh, Mr. Roxy - you're so funny I can hardly stand it.

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#3

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 4:54pm

Glad I could bring a smile to your face

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#4

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 4:59pm

How about being one of those presenters who take forever to announce the name. You know... "And the winner is..." can't open envalope, can't find glasses, etc.

Or the presenters who voice their own opininon when announcing. "Oh YES! Thank God!" or "oh.... it's..."

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#5

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 5:01pm

I don't mind the rumbling with the glasses or the envelope thing...it increases the suspense.

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#6

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 5:04pm

Roxy-
You should write a joke book.

#7

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 5:09pm

Or you could start mumbling "Elizabeth, Elizabeth" to yourself, open the envelope and scream "GLADIATOR, GLADIATOR, GLADIATOR!"

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#8

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 5:11pm

How about a lifetime achievement award to Frank Wildhorn?

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#9

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 5:11pm

I thought she was screaming, "Glad he ate her!"

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#10

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 5:12pm

Roxy:

Despite what you and Mrs. R might believe, you're not funny.

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#11

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 5:26pm

I like you as much as you like me

Your emnity is showing. Life goes on

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#12

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 7:50pm

I would open the envelope, and then ask if anybody wants to bet on the winner, then announce it.

OR say something like "i love that i am the only person who knows who wins"

#13

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 8:32pm

Roxy, you're so funny that you put me in a coma. The only way for me to recover is to send money. Please PM me for my address.

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#14

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 8:34pm

I happened to find it funny!

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#15

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 8:40pm

I thought it was rather funny myself. I'm also one of the few who actually enjoyed Lestat.

#16

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 8:43pm

To Trekkie:

I get enough e mails asking for money so you will need to recover on your own

To ThinkPink

We have to stay together - us Lestat lovers - as we are few & far between

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Updated On: 5/19/07 at 08:43 PM

#17

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 8:47pm

Im jealous, Im the 1st to say that I liked your quote. Yet, no note for me?

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#18

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 10:39pm

I would lie and say who i want to win. Who would stop me?

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#19

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/19/07 at 10:54pm

"I would lie and say who i want to win. Who would stop me?"

We certainly think alike.

#20

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/20/07 at 10:47am

Sorry for the omission Muscle

Glad you liked it

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#21

re: If You Could Be A Tony Presenter

Posted: 5/20/07 at 11:07am

Trekkie2, now THAT'S comedy.