Heartbreakers itself is just a female version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, so I guess the musical would just be a female version of the musical dirty rotten scoundrels. Would Jon Lithgow and Norbert Leo Butz be available in drag?
I don't know. Why not just write an original musical about 2 con women... Oh yeah... they need something bankable, that's right.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello