If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Josh Freilich
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/17/06
#1If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/17/09 at 10:12pm
Then they would come out like this
"The River Won't Flow" from SFANW
"THE LIVER WON'T FLOW"
"THE RIVER WON'T BLOW"
"THE RIVER DON'T FLOW"
"THE RIVER WON'T FLOP"
"THE RIDER WON'T FLOW"
"TEE RIVER WON'T FLOW"
"TOE RIVER WON'T FLOW"
"What I Did For Love" from A CHORUS LINE
"WHAT I HID FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I RID FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I DID FOR DOVE"
"WHAT I DID FOG LOVE"
"WHAT I DIE FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I BID FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I KID FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I LID FOR LOVE"
The list goes on and on...
Make up your own and apply them to some of your favorite songs! YOU WON'T STOP LAUGHING!
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
#2re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/17/09 at 11:04pmYeah none of those are funny, with the possible exception of "What I hid for love."
Josh Freilich
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/17/06
#2re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/17/09 at 11:11pmYou guys just can't take a joke. That's it. Delete.
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#3re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/17/09 at 11:20pmF*ck, be a lady tonight!
#4re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/17/09 at 11:29pm
JUST ANOTHER DAY
JUST ANOTHER GAY
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
Josh Freilich
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/17/06
#5re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/18/09 at 12:18am
Good these guys get me!
To add to yours:
"Just Another Pay" -- the life of every actor in showbiz every day...
and "Duck Be a Lady Tonight" -- I mean like WTF?
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
threetwoone
Featured Actor Joined: 7/30/09
#6re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/18/09 at 12:27am
Avenue Q - Mix Rape
Catch Me If You Can - Jet Sex
Songs for a New World - The Jew World (Opening)
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Updated On: 12/18/09 at 12:27 AM
Cuneas
Swing Joined: 11/22/07
#7re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/18/09 at 2:59am
It Depends On What You Lay
You must admit, a much more appropriate title for a, er, "Cape Song"...
pinoyonbroadway
Understudy Joined: 8/4/07
#8re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/18/09 at 4:41am
Grey Gardens
JERRY LIKES MY CORN
JERRY LIKES MY PORN
Everybody's Playing The Game
But Nobody's Rules Are The Same
Nobody's On Nobody's Side
#9re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 12/18/09 at 7:25am
Totally Sucked
Totally F*****
Genius lasts longer than beauty.
Josh Freilich
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/17/06
#10re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/3/10 at 3:54pm
Be Oar Guest
I Just Can't Wart To Be King
I Just Can't Waft To Be King
I Just Can't Wait To Be Kong
I Just Can't Wait to Be Kang (as in Kang and Kodos from the Simpsons)
I Just Can't Want To Be King (then don't take it!)
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
#11re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/3/10 at 4:04pm
All That Jazz
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All That Jizz
Check out my eBay page for sales on Playbills!!
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#12re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/3/10 at 4:33pm
MAMA WHO BORE ME
MAMA WHO HORE ME
(Not how you spell it but still....)
DEAR OLD SHIZ
DEAR OLD SH*T
ONE OF THE BOYS
ONE OF THE TOYS =)
#13re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/3/10 at 5:22pm
This is the most pointless thread I've seen in a while. However, I will contribute.
My Funny Valentine
My Bunny Valentine
My Runny Valentine
My Sunny Valentine
My Funky Valentine
My Fanny Valentine
I think my IQ just dropped about 20 points.
kchenofan's computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
#14re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/3/10 at 8:52pmIf the Wizard sung a song about him and Elphaba it could be "The Lizard and I" instead of "The Wizard and I"
Josh Freilich
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/17/06
#15re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/3/10 at 9:57pmHow about "DENYING GRAVITY"?
"How could she just suddenly, completely disappear into thin water?" - The Little Mermaid
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#16re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/4/10 at 11:43am
RENT
BENT
DENT
LENT
PENT
SENT
TENT
WENT
RUNT
RANT
REST
#17re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/4/10 at 12:33pm
I have the best one ever!
The Avenue Q Theme
The Avenue A Theme
The Avenue B Theme
The Avenue C Theme
The Avenue D Theme
The Avenue E Theme
The Avenue F Theme
The Avenue G Theme
The Avenue H Theme
The Avenue I Theme
The Avenue J Theme
The Avenue K Theme
The Avenue L Theme
The Avenue M Theme
The Avenue N Theme
The Avenue O Theme
The Avenue P Theme
The Avenue R Theme
The Avenue S Theme
The Avenue T Theme
The Avenue U Theme
The Avenue V Theme
The Avenue W Theme
The Avenue X Theme
The Avenue Y Theme
The Avenue Z Theme
Yeah, this was so funny. Now why don't the rest of these streets have their own musical?
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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#18re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/4/10 at 2:20pm
A Chorus Line...
One...Lone
uh, wait that didn't change a thing!
#19re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/4/10 at 2:25pmThis thread is dumb.
"Somethin's comin', I don't know what it is but it is gonna be great!"
#20re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/4/10 at 2:37pm^ Which is why I chose the Avenue Q theme so I could make the alphabet. :)
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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#21re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/4/10 at 2:49pm
THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOE BUSINESS
XD
"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop
#22re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/4/10 at 3:04pm
I didn't laugh until "Jerry Likes My Porn." 
#23re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/4/10 at 4:31pm"Surrey with a Minge on top"
#24re: If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...
Posted: 1/4/10 at 6:04pm
I Cain't Say Nq from Oklahoma
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
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