If you can change one letter in a Broadway show song title...

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 12/17/09 at 10:12pm

Then they would come out like this

"The River Won't Flow" from SFANW
"THE LIVER WON'T FLOW"
"THE RIVER WON'T BLOW"
"THE RIVER DON'T FLOW"
"THE RIVER WON'T FLOP"
"THE RIDER WON'T FLOW"
"TEE RIVER WON'T FLOW"
"TOE RIVER WON'T FLOW"

"What I Did For Love" from A CHORUS LINE
"WHAT I HID FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I RID FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I DID FOR DOVE"
"WHAT I DID FOG LOVE"
"WHAT I DIE FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I BID FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I KID FOR LOVE"
"WHAT I LID FOR LOVE"

The list goes on and on...
Make up your own and apply them to some of your favorite songs! YOU WON'T STOP LAUGHING!

[Felm_heart]

Posted: 12/17/09 at 11:04pm

Yeah none of those are funny, with the possible exception of "What I hid for love."

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 12/17/09 at 11:11pm

You guys just can't take a joke. That's it. Delete.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 12/17/09 at 11:20pm

F*ck, be a lady tonight!

[CapnHook]

Posted: 12/17/09 at 11:29pm

JUST ANOTHER DAY
JUST ANOTHER GAY

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 12/18/09 at 12:18am

Good these guys get me!

To add to yours:
"Just Another Pay" -- the life of every actor in showbiz every day...

and "Duck Be a Lady Tonight" -- I mean like WTF?

[threetwoone]

Posted: 12/18/09 at 12:27am

Avenue Q - Mix Rape

Catch Me If You Can - Jet Sex

Songs for a New World - The Jew World (Opening)

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Updated On: 12/18/09 at 12:27 AM

[Cuneas]

Posted: 12/18/09 at 2:59am

It Depends On What You Lay

You must admit, a much more appropriate title for a, er, "Cape Song"...

[pinoyonbroadway]

Posted: 12/18/09 at 4:41am

Grey Gardens

JERRY LIKES MY CORN
JERRY LIKES MY PORN

[BroadwayBound062]

Posted: 12/18/09 at 7:25am

Totally Sucked
Totally F*****

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 1/3/10 at 3:54pm

Be Oar Guest

I Just Can't Wart To Be King
I Just Can't Waft To Be King
I Just Can't Wait To Be Kong
I Just Can't Wait to Be Kang (as in Kang and Kodos from the Simpsons)
I Just Can't Want To Be King (then don't take it!)

[quizking101]

Posted: 1/3/10 at 4:04pm

All That Jazz
-
All That Jizz

[StephanieJBlockFan]

Posted: 1/3/10 at 4:33pm

MAMA WHO BORE ME
MAMA WHO HORE ME

(Not how you spell it but still....)


DEAR OLD SHIZ
DEAR OLD SH*T


ONE OF THE BOYS
ONE OF THE TOYS =)

[kchenofan]

Posted: 1/3/10 at 5:22pm

This is the most pointless thread I've seen in a while. However, I will contribute.

My Funny Valentine
My Bunny Valentine
My Runny Valentine
My Sunny Valentine
My Funky Valentine
My Fanny Valentine

I think my IQ just dropped about 20 points.

[defygravity24]

Posted: 1/3/10 at 8:52pm

If the Wizard sung a song about him and Elphaba it could be "The Lizard and I" instead of "The Wizard and I"

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 1/3/10 at 9:57pm

How about "DENYING GRAVITY"?

[Jon]

Posted: 1/4/10 at 11:43am

RENT
BENT
DENT
LENT
PENT
SENT
TENT
WENT
RUNT
RANT
REST

[Marianne2]

Posted: 1/4/10 at 12:33pm

I have the best one ever!

The Avenue Q Theme

The Avenue A Theme
The Avenue B Theme
The Avenue C Theme
The Avenue D Theme
The Avenue E Theme
The Avenue F Theme
The Avenue G Theme
The Avenue H Theme
The Avenue I Theme
The Avenue J Theme
The Avenue K Theme
The Avenue L Theme
The Avenue M Theme
The Avenue N Theme
The Avenue O Theme
The Avenue P Theme
The Avenue R Theme
The Avenue S Theme
The Avenue T Theme
The Avenue U Theme
The Avenue V Theme
The Avenue W Theme
The Avenue X Theme
The Avenue Y Theme
The Avenue Z Theme

Yeah, this was so funny. Now why don't the rest of these streets have their own musical?

[once a month]

Posted: 1/4/10 at 2:20pm

A Chorus Line...

One...Lone

uh, wait that didn't change a thing!

[mywonderwa11]

Posted: 1/4/10 at 2:25pm

This thread is dumb.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 1/4/10 at 2:37pm

^ Which is why I chose the Avenue Q theme so I could make the alphabet. :)

[Brave Sir Robin2]

Posted: 1/4/10 at 2:49pm

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOE BUSINESS
XD

[jpbran]

Posted: 1/4/10 at 3:04pm

I didn't laugh until "Jerry Likes My Porn."

[mcalpine84]

Posted: 1/4/10 at 4:31pm

"Surrey with a Minge on top"

[jasonf]

Posted: 1/4/10 at 6:04pm

I Cain't Say Nq from Oklahoma