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If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?

If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?

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ucjrdude902
#1If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/20/08 at 10:10pm

This should be fun?
Anyone got an idea?

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BrodyFosse123
#2re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/20/08 at 11:36pm

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Trekkie2
#2re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/20/08 at 11:39pm

Always gets high when writing his bio. Anyone have a coconut and a jellyfish? I'm hungry.


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into_the_woods2
#3re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 8:38am

i would definitely do cheesy lyrical-incorporated "thank you"s depending on the show such as

wicked-"Thank you to my parents who always encouraged me to defy gravity!"

Light in the Piazza-"This one's for mom..'the beauty is' you."

Spring Awakening-"Thanks to mom and dad who have made living a lot less of a bitch!"

Les Mis-"Thank you to my parents who never left me 'on my own'."

Showboat-"Love and thanks to my fiance...i 'can't help lovin' you!"




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SgtDonut
#4re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 9:53am

I don't understand.


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ucjrdude902
#5re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:15am

For example if I was in Wicked

Joseph Ryan-Boq.Regional: The King and I, Oklahoma, Sound of Music. Favorite Role: Mr.MacAfee Bye Bye Birdie,Zeke HSM, Scarecrow The Wiz. BFA University of Florida. www.myspace.com/josephryanohern

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ucjrdude902
#6re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:15am

Updated On: 6/21/08 at 11:15 AM

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BrodyFosse123
#7re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:23am

For example if I was in Wicked

Joseph Ryan-Boq.Regional: The King and I, Oklahoma, Sound of Music. Favorite Role: Mr.MacAfee Bye Bye Birdie,Zeke HSM, Scarecrow The Wiz. BFA University of Florida. www.myspace.com/josephryanohern

LePetiteFromage
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Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:35am

Updated On: 5/3/09 at 11:35 AM

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EugLoven
#9re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:41am

People thank their agents, their casts, and Jesus Christ.

Even though they might be Mormon and gay.

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Wanna Be A Foster
#10re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:43am

So some Mormons are gay?


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EugLoven
#11re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 11:48am

Sure! Didn’t you ever see the national tour of 1776?
Oh, yeah! Aha-ha!

heathurrr
#12re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 12:43pm

So some Mormons are gay?

"In my church we don't believe in mormons." - Angels in America


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Updated On: 6/21/08 at 12:43 PM

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Weez
#13re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 7:09pm

My bio would be mostly traditional fair, I suppose. But I think you guys might have influenced it a little...

Jan Lastname, Beatrice. Regional: Pirates Of Penzance (Theatre Royal, Bath), Me & My Girl, Pirates Of Penzance, Fiddler On The Roof, Wizard Of Oz, Blitz! (Wycombe Swan). She is simply delirious to be making her Broadway debut. LUPWNED!

Now I have EVEN MORE reason to work hard to become a professional performer!


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TooDarnHot
#14re: If you had to put a bio in the a Playbill what would it say?
Posted: 6/21/08 at 7:13pm

The best part of this entire thread?

Weeze LUPWNED her fake playbill bio.

I love you.


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