Kristin and Bobby Lopez announce the next Disney Musical

[disneybroadwayfan22]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 12:50pm

Walt Disney Animation Studios has announced its next CGI fairytale: Names. Names is going to be a modern retelling of the fairytale, Rumpelstiltskin. The movie will be directed and written by South Park and Book of Mormon creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone with Oscar-Winning Frozen songwriters, Kristen Anderson Lopez and Bobby Lopez.

Additionally, Names will introduce the next Disney Princess, North who will be voiced by reality princess Kim Kardashian with her prince, Midas, voiced by pop sensation washout Justin Bieber. The villain, Rumpelstiltskin will be voiced by comedian Russell Brand.

The story is when NJ rich girl North (Karadshian) is too poor to go to Prince Midas (Bieber)'s royal ball after spending all of her money from her parents, she must seek out billionaire Rumpelstiltskin (Brand) to get half of his money. Will she succeed to find out his name before the ball? Will she marry Prince Midas and be rich again?

Names will be released Feburary 29, 2017.


Walt Disney Animation Studios announces the Next Fairytale: Names

[Eris0303]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 12:51pm

[ClydeBarrow]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 12:52pm

[n2nbaby]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 12:53pm

The only April Fools joke that I heard that actually made me giggle was the one with Sophia Grace getting cast as Wendla in the Spring Awakening adaption and McG waiting until 2017 for her to be going through puberty. LOL

[justincharacter]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 12:55pm

...seriously?

[disneybroadwayfan22]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 12:58pm

Gosh, all of you lighten up

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 1:01pm

THERE BE A RULE THAT REQUIRES ALL APRIL FOOLS JOKES TO ACTUALLY BE FUNNY, CLEVER, AND/OR ORIGINAL.

[Eris0303]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 1:04pm

This one made me sad though because I'd love for Kristin & Bobby to tackle M.M. Kaye's the Ordinary Princess.

[disneybroadwayfan22]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 1:32pm

THERE BE A RULE THAT REQUIRES ALL APRIL FOOLS JOKES TO ACTUALLY BE FUNNY, CLEVER, AND/OR ORIGINAL.

ARE ANY OF THESE FUNNY, CLEVER, OR ORIGINAL?

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 2:36pm

No. Your april fool's joke does not meet any of that criteria.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 2:38pm

I was tricked but started to think something might be up when I got to the line, "The story is when NJ rich girl North…".

[Eris0303]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 2:49pm

And why is there picking on NJ? There should never been picking on NJ.

[Sutton Ross]

Posted: 4/1/14 at 3:21pm

Now, that's a good joke. New Yorkers have been picking on Jersey and making fun of its residents since forever. It's a thing.