I think they called the song There, Right There as to not ruin the punchline. I think that as far as Dance: Ten Looks: Three, I think that calling it Tits and Ass was too out there for that point in time. So, they wanted something a little more subtle.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll