Or a hooker. That'd be funny.
Guy on the street: Hey, baby.
Rachel: My name isn't baby, isn't Rachel. Rachel Berry. I'm from Ohio but live here now and go to NYADA. That stands for the New York Academy...
Guy: It stands for shut up and get in the car.
Rachel: Ok. That's a nice car. My teacher, Mr. Schuester has a car kind of like this but his is yellow and not black and it's a Honda and not a Lexus. He always told me that if someone...
Guy: Hey Rachel why don't we play that game where you only open your mouth when I'm ready for you.
Rachel: Ok that's fine. Finn always told me that I talk too much when I get nervous. He's my boyfriend...Oh, darn. Chico said I shouldn't talk about my personal life. He's my...boss. He told me payday was on Friday but that was a while ago and I think he forgot so I'll have to talk to him when I get back
Guy: What the hell...
Rachel:....plus my roommate Kurt said he'd help me practice my audition song for a new off broadway musical extravaganza at this big theater called The Duplex.
And it would just go on from there.
Updated On: 9/14/12 at 06:45 PM