"Legally Blonde" Lyrics — Page 2

Thanks! Does anybody have "Take It Like A Man" or any other songs from the musical?? I am interested in hearing "Legally Blonde" (song) and the rest of the msucial!!

Thanks! Does anybody have "Take It Like A Man" or any other songs from the musical?? I am interested in hearing "Legally Blonde" (song) and the rest of the muscial!!

Thanks guys, for the missing/wrong lyrics.
Here's Take it Like a Man:

"what is this place?"
"it's called...a department store."
"it's...it's beautiful"
"sshhh"

First a deep breath, take it all in
feel all those halogens warming your skin
Smell how they pump in pure oxygen
See, they care.
"love?"
"scuse me?"
"Love- the fragrance from Chanel"

don't be afraid, you're here with me
you can have anything here that you see.
I'm gonna treat you like royalty, so prepare
Cause something's in the air.
"I think it's love."
"Exactly!"

Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it, so take it like a man

Where do I look?
Boy am I lost
What do I want and how much will it cost?
What kind of line have I finally crossed?
What's that smell?
"Subtext, by Calvin Kline"

Those I don't like; that's kinda neat;
Guys who wear that get beat up on my street.
Still, I've come this far, I can't retreat in my shell
Okay then what the hell?
"I'm with Elle!"

Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
you think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it
so take it like a man.

Elle W.:God, I love shopping for guys
Emmett:This is very strange
E.W.:Watching them change right before my eyes
E:"Don't watch me change"
E.W.:Look at you striking a pose
Your confidence grows
You bloom like a rose
E:"It's just clothes"
God, I love shopping for men
E:Okay this is nice
Walk in a 2, then walk out a 10
E:"Is this the price?"
Don't worry, this is my dream
There's someone I'd like you to meet
"whoa..."
E:"I look like Warner."
E.W.:"Yeah"
E:"But it's just me"
That's the best part, the outside is new
But now it reflects what's already in you
Couldn't change that if I wanted to
And I do not
E:"thank you"
E.W.:"no- thank you"
This is no gift, it's payment in kind
Cause you saw behind all the blonde to my mind
Oh we've got to buy this! What, are you blind?
You look hot. Is he not hot?

Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can;t but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
E:That guy's not anywhere close to me
E.W.:You could be him if you chose to be
And I'm his greatest fan, Here's your chance to make it
So take it like a man
a man, a man, a man

Those have to be among the worst lyrics I've ever read.

Courtesy of the rehearsal video on Broadway.com, I got some of the lyrics to "What You Want" that they were mumbling to themselves (and Jerry was speaking/indicating to them), and they come out in my ears as:

"An essay's so boring, and so much does not fit,
So we're appearing live right here, making clear you must admit that
Elle (That's me!) Woods..."

and that's all I got.

I could tell from the lyrics alone that the guy at Harvard who's witnessing all this is going to be weirded out big time. I say that is PURE COMEDY as it was meant to be shown to the audience.

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Is "So Much Better" the Act I finale?

the lyrics are kinda bad, but I do think the melody helps. I think they were intended to be a little cheesy. as if the girls were making up the lyrics as they go along. no one but Stephen Schwartz could write lyrics that cheesy on accident.

Those lyrics were terrible.

Thanks!!! Any more?

I love the Serious lyrics! Thanks. Any more?

hey carymetorent2, the line that you have "A big white house ??" i think its supposed to be "a big white house back east"

I don't think many people have them
You might have to wait until the cast recording comes out.

Well, it's official opening is at the end of April, like WEDDING SINGER, so it should come out in late May/early June (like the Wedding Singer's recording). It won't be late April, most shows don't record until it's opening (with the exception of the Chorus Line revival).