Lol, ok, but I warn you it may get long!
The first time I went to ETIB I went with my sister. We didn't know if Daphne would come out, so after a few minutes my sister decided to go back in and ask at the desk. Well as she was pulling open the door, who do you think was pushing it open from the other side? So my sister kind of moved aside and Daphne closed the door behind her. My sister goes, "Well that was freaky," and poor Daphne must have thought my sister was talking about her so she turns around all apologetic and says, "I'm so sorry, were you trying to go in?" and opens the door back up. My sister answers, "Well yeah, but I was going in to look for you!" Laughter all around, Daphne signs our playbills and we tell her we loved the show and how it was our second time seeing her live and how great we think she is. So of course she asked when the first time was and we told her it was at Rent10 but that we had missed her at the door after. She asked why and we told her it was b/c the security guard carried her away. She cracked up and was like, "Yeah, he did! He was strong!" and she apologised that we didn't get to see her then.
Then (see, I told you this would be long, but we were talking to her for a while!) this woman kept trying to take a picture. So we kept side-stepping to get out of it, but Daphne kept edging closer. Finally she grabbed my arm and asked, "Is she taking the picture for you?" I said, "No, we don't know her," and Daphne cracked up and was like, "Ok, that is odd. I better go talk to her then." Thanked us for coming, told us to come again soon, all that good stuff.
Maybe you had to be there, I don't know. But it sure kept us laughing! And the other story is brief . . . we asked her about a tatoo on her hand (maybe not real? don't remember seeing it recently) and she told us, "The right eye means . . . no. The left eye represents . . . uh-oh," she got this funny look on her face then, "Wow, I should know this since I put it on my body, shouldn't I?" She then proceeded to tell us we should go up the street and around the corner and the guy there would know b/c he did it. lol
Ok, endless post. Done. Sorry, but you asked for it!
"I wrote a book: "How to Be Popular". Now I've put together a top ten list of how to help you:
-Elphie, everyday... shower. I mean, who knows? Maybe some of that green is gonna come off!
-Deodorant Elphie. No body likes a stinky witch!
-I think we've covered the hair, we'll get to that.
-Clean underclothes. That's all I'm gonna say.
-Look at your posture. That's no way to be popular!
-Bed made, room straightened. We've done that.
-Colors blended. Oookay.
-But the most important thing to have, to make yourself popular, is to keep your beautiful smile."
~Kristin Chenoweth in her last performance of the song "Popular"